Mom of 4 Children Picks French Bulldog as Favorite

Monterey, CA — Breaking news out of Monterey, California as a mother of 4 human children names her favorite– Gwennie, the family French bulldog. In just one single Instagram post, she managed to set her relationship with her biological children back many years while simultaneously using the word “Frenchie” 17 times. In an excerpt fromContinue reading “Mom of 4 Children Picks French Bulldog as Favorite”

Daylight Savings Time Is A Hoax

Daylight savings time is a hoax and I there’s proof. I have a high-maintenance dog but not the kind that needs medical attention or requires a special diet. She’s the type that wants what she wants when she wants it. Some might call her a diva which is synonymous with beagle. Here’s Piper! She’s 14Continue reading “Daylight Savings Time Is A Hoax”

Redheaded woman gets cancelled in new Freshpet commercial

I once dated a woman who didn’t like my dogs. Eventually there was a proposal, an engagement, and a wedding. I hope she and her new husband are happy! Not a chance I’d stay with any woman who didn’t take my dogs as her own, too. That’s the sentiment behind a funny, new commercial fromContinue reading “Redheaded woman gets cancelled in new Freshpet commercial”

The Three-Colored Caper Strikes Again!

If you have a mischievous beagle you know exactly what the title of this post means. My little Piper? She’s gone to the bark side. My little Bark Vader is 13 years old and getting more fragile but when she wants you to know something, you’re gonna know it! The other day she was notContinue reading “The Three-Colored Caper Strikes Again!”

What will she eat next? A beagle story.

By the title of this post, you might think I’m talking about “My 600-lb Life” but no, I’m just a beagle owner. Hi, my name is Ben. My cute, adorable, mischievous companions are Piper and Asia. Piper, who is a pure beagle in every way possible, loves to eat… and I don’t just mean food!Continue reading “What will she eat next? A beagle story.”