10 signs your date was a contestant on The Bachelor

10. She cries a lot.

9. You find out when you were in 6th grade, she was born. Yeah, you’re that much older than her.

8. She expects a rose at the end of every date.

7. She expects an engagement ring after a few weeks of dating.

6. Instead of dinner and a movie, she wants dinner and a movie… in Thailand!

[also check out “10 signs he’s into you,” in REAL life]

5. She keeps referring to your dates as one-on-one time.

4. She keeps referring to your parents as “the two I met on the hometown date.”

3. She often asks for wine to drink.

2. Her little brother accompanies you on dates with a video camera and says things like, “the most romantic date ever,” and “coming up…”

1. When you have a disagreement, she accuses you of “not being there for the right reasons.”

Honorable Mentions: Your date expects you to pick her up in a helicopter. Your date is white. Your date is craaaaazzzzyyyyy.