10. She cries a lot.
9. You find out when you were in 6th grade, she was born. Yeah, you’re that much older than her.
8. She expects a rose at the end of every date.
7. She expects an engagement ring after a few weeks of dating.
6. Instead of dinner and a movie, she wants dinner and a movie… in Thailand!
[also check out “10 signs he’s into you,” in REAL life]
5. She keeps referring to your dates as one-on-one time.
4. She keeps referring to your parents as “the two I met on the hometown date.”
3. She often asks for wine to drink.
2. Her little brother accompanies you on dates with a video camera and says things like, “the most romantic date ever,” and “coming up…”
1. When you have a disagreement, she accuses you of “not being there for the right reasons.”
Honorable Mentions: Your date expects you to pick her up in a helicopter. Your date is white. Your date is craaaaazzzzyyyyy.
Out of the Wilderness 