The cool guy that texts all the time. He’ll text you when he’s with other people, and text other people when he’s with you. “Justin Texterlake” is a flirt. Let’s just get that right out there in the open. If there’s a way to communicate with a girl, whether it be texting, Facebook chatting, orContinue reading “Personalities: Justin Texterlake”
Category Archives: Society
Personalities: The Dark Horse
Quietly munching on carrots in the back of the Super Bowl party, “The Dark Horse” is mysterious, but funny when it counts, and lends a hand when needed. The Tennessee Titans are down by two with one second left on the clock. Jeff Fisher takes a timeout, then sends Rob Bironas in. The center hikesContinue reading “Personalities: The Dark Horse”
Personalities: The Party
In a make or break scenario, this person always makes. When they arrive, the party starts. I was walking my dog the other day and I saw two young boys playing in a neighboring yard. As I passed, one of the boys said, “Hi, this is my friend Wilson!” I responded and kept going onContinue reading “Personalities: The Party”
Personalities: The Satellite
Whether you know it or not, and whether you like it or not, they’re always hovering around. Often mistaken for “The Weird Guy,” T-Sat’s well-known for social awkwardness, especially around the opposite sex. The major difference in these two, however, creates a gigantic chasm. Satellites rarely communicate for fear of rejection. This is quite theContinue reading “Personalities: The Satellite”
Personalities: The Weird Guy
Girls are uncomfortable around him because he’s either asked three or more of them out on a date, or one of them more than three times. That or he uses his eyes when he should be using his words, ie. he’s staring. The reason I labeled this “The Weird Guy” is because in my conversationsContinue reading “Personalities: The Weird Guy”
Out of the Wilderness 