As some of you already know, I sometimes write about my dreams (for example, this one or this one). Well, last night was a fun one! I was a train conductor. Chooooo chooooo! Too bad it wasn’t a soul train. It was a real train, full of passengers, and I was driving it. But when IContinue reading “This one time, I was a train conductor”
Category Archives: Society
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is a gift to comedians everywhere
It’s like the perfect storm of random elements coming together at just the right time for comedians. There’s an NFL football player named Ha Ha Clinton-Dix. And of course, there’s Hillary Clinton who’s running for president. A lot of jokes come from the fact that Ha Ha’s last name is Clinton-Dix, and Hillary is wife to Bill, who hadContinue reading “Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is a gift to comedians everywhere”
Why do elephants have such long noses?
Have you every wondered why elephants have such a long nose? It moves and wiggles like a garden hose. They could use it to swing a baseball bat. Or to hold their rolled up yoga mat. What if they want to give you a high five? They could reach out their nose to give it aContinue reading “Why do elephants have such long noses?”
Why I’d suck at war
In the cold days of fall and winter, I typically keep my A/C low. Think 65° as a high indoors. It gets quite chilly. I have ways to combat the frigid temperatures; a space heater, blankets, dogs. They all work together to make it more bearable. Here’s one of my dogs with our space heater.Continue reading “Why I’d suck at war”
Breaking wind
I might be the only one who does this, and it’s why I sometimes think I have an odd personality. Don’t get me wrong, I love my personality, but is anyone else concerned about walking through someone else’s breeze? Let’s say you’re at the gym. You walk towards the water fountain and someone passes you going theContinue reading “Breaking wind”
Out of the Wilderness 