“Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco… spit!” How I see it, you’ve got the East Nashville hipsters, the money in West Nashville, the crime in North Nashville, and the international mix of South Nashville. But it doesn’t take more than one trip to Nashville Shores to realize we are, indeed, a redneck city in theContinue reading “Wacky Wednesday: Boys ‘Round Here”
Category Archives: Society
He Blew Me Off
It’s a moment I won’t forget for a long time. You see, my neighbor and I have had a good relationship for the few years I’ve lived in my house. He and his wife are usually kind to me, and they love seeing my dogs. These neighbors will often walk up to the fence andContinue reading “He Blew Me Off”
Me and My Machete
It was the weekend and I knew it was time to tackle the overgrown brush in the backyard. So Sunday afternoon I picked up a Gerber Gator Machete from REI. Before deciding on that particular machete, I read reviews for a machete at Lowe’s and reviews for the Gerber. Without a doubt, I knew the GerberContinue reading “Me and My Machete”
Cee-Lo Green, Kickball, and Other Thoughts
If Cee-Lo was on the Periodic Table of Elements, he would be this: Having dogs is just like being a parent, but nothing like having kids. I make a point to not warn others when a cop with a radar gun is in the median. I want to learn how to straigten out a curved broom.Continue reading “Cee-Lo Green, Kickball, and Other Thoughts”
You’re Not Fully Clean Unless You’re Zestfully Clean
My water bill was $19 last month. That’s high in my world because my dogs are the only ones who drink water (regularly) and I’m the only one who showers in it (semi-regularly). So for whatever reason I woke up this morning singing the Zest soap jingle. It reminds me of something Joey and Uncle JesseContinue reading “You’re Not Fully Clean Unless You’re Zestfully Clean”
Out of the Wilderness 