If Cee-Lo was on the Periodic Table of Elements, he would be this: Having dogs is just like being a parent, but nothing like having kids. I make a point to not warn others when a cop with a radar gun is in the median. I want to learn how to straigten out a curved broom.Continue reading “Cee-Lo Green, Kickball, and Other Thoughts”
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You’re Not Fully Clean Unless You’re Zestfully Clean
My water bill was $19 last month. That’s high in my world because my dogs are the only ones who drink water (regularly) and I’m the only one who showers in it (semi-regularly). So for whatever reason I woke up this morning singing the Zest soap jingle. It reminds me of something Joey and Uncle JesseContinue reading “You’re Not Fully Clean Unless You’re Zestfully Clean”
Cicadas Crash Into Me
Ok, it’s probably a little weird that I miss these little boogers. Why weird? Male cicadas play music to attract females. It’s like a reminder every 17 years of who I wasn’t in college. You remember those guys that could pick up a guitar and play any Dave Matthews song. It was rough for the rest of us.Continue reading “Cicadas Crash Into Me”
Wacky Wednesday: Man in the Mirror
I know I’m not the only narcissistic person in the world, and for me it mostly shows up during my afternoon jog/workouts. There’s a sidewalk over on James Robertson Parkway beside a building with reflective windows. Every time I jog past those windows, I make a point to look at myself on the way… andContinue reading “Wacky Wednesday: Man in the Mirror”
Alright… Night, Night
It’s one of those things that you don’t realize is happening till it’s a regular occurrence. Actually, if I had to boil most of what my dogs know, it’s happened that way. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve taught Piper to sit, shake, crawl under, halt, and a few other things. I’ve taught Asia to come,Continue reading “Alright… Night, Night”
Out of the Wilderness 