You know it’s time to go to the store when…

I was recently reminded that I needed to make a special trip to the store. What for? Well, I’ll just say this… you know it’s time to go to the store when all you have left are Dude Wipes.*  -Out of the Wilderness *As an Amazon Associate, I earn a portion of any transaction madeContinue reading “You know it’s time to go to the store when…”

Doggy doo on a stick

One of my dogs eats her own poop. I’ve written about it before so it’s not a subject I’m uncomfortable with. I mean, if she’s comfortable enough to eat poop, shouldn’t I be comfortable enough to talk about it? She’s my daughter after all, and I’m not ashamed of her! With that said, I’m notContinue reading “Doggy doo on a stick”

I bet it was satisfying for her

I’ve been spending quite a bit of time on the road and I always imagine I look like Jimmie Johnson out there. Great hair, perfect beard, manly, the envy of all my peers. The problem is I don’t drive anything like he does professionally. But sometimes, yes sometimes, I like to think I’d win aContinue reading “I bet it was satisfying for her”

I’ve always wanted a paper shredder

Do you still get bills in the mail? Like, they’re printed on actual paper? If so, I can relate! And if you’re like me, you don’t want to just throw them in the trash for someone to find later and steal your account numbers. It’s not like anyone would ever want to see my waterContinue reading “I’ve always wanted a paper shredder”