10 signs your date was a contestant on The Bachelor

10. She cries a lot.

9. You find out when you were in 6th grade, she was born. Yeah, you’re that much older than her.

8. She expects a rose at the end of every date.

7. She expects an engagement ring after a few weeks of dating.

6. Instead of dinner and a movie, she wants dinner and a movie… in Thailand!

[also check out “10 signs he’s into you,” in REAL life]

5. She keeps referring to your dates as one-on-one time.

4. She keeps referring to your parents as “the two I met on the hometown date.”

3. She often asks for wine to drink.

2. Her little brother accompanies you on dates with a video camera and says things like, “the most romantic date ever,” and “coming up…”

1. When you have a disagreement, she accuses you of “not being there for the right reasons.”

Honorable Mentions: Your date expects you to pick her up in a helicopter. Your date is white. Your date is craaaaazzzzyyyyy.

10 Signs He’s Into You

He uses his phone to call you, not just text. Remember the good ol’ days when you sat by the phone and waited, then the excitement when the phone rang? Not only is calling a sign of a confident man who likes you, it’s also classy.

He answers the phone when you call. He’s not playing games with you. If he can, he answers because the girl he really likes is calling him. That’s a big deal.

He responds to your message the same day. If he likes you, he’ll probably call before it’s been “days later” unless he’s playing games.

He organizes events just so you’ll attend. Facebook events page, anyone? If you score an invite to a group outing to watch wrestling at the Stadium Inn because you love Arick “The Dragon” Andrews, it could mean the event was all planned for you.

Interested in an embarrassingly funny real-life dating story? I’ve got one worth a read 🙂 Just click here!

He likes having inside jokes with you. This is a little thing that means a whole lot. It connects the two of you in a place where no one else is connected. So if inside jokes are a part of your relationship, chances are he wants to know you more.

He asks to spend time with you. Spending his free time with you is the biggest compliment. What he’s saying is that of all the things he could be doing, he wants to be with you. Obviously, that’s huge.

He asks in person or on the phone to see you. Doing this takes guts, and shows he likes you, or at the very least, thinks you’re interesting. If he texts you and asks you to dinner or something, then he may not care as much as you’re hoping he does.

He says ‘yes’ when you ask to spend time with him. He could’ve said ‘no.’ Even if he has other plans, he’ll cancel them at the chance to spend time with you. “When your wondering what to say, or how you look… just remember… she is already out with you. That means, she said yes, when she could’ve said no.” -from the movie Hitch* (can be applied to males or females)

He never talks to you about other girls. I talk to some of my female friends about girls I like. I never talk to girls I like about girls I like.

He tells you personal things about his family. Letting anyone in on family stories is usually a big deal. This means he trusts you with what may possibly be most important to him, his family. Disregard this if the family he speaks of is his wife.

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The Facebook Panic Button

It was a historic day in April of 2010 when ‘Out of the Wilderness’ published it’s first post. Well, it was historic because in the UK, that’s the day Facebook was urged to add a ‘panic button’ to all user pages. But anyway, ‘Out of the Wilderness’ also published What In The K%!$#tchen Is Going On? that day. So today, exactly a year and 124 posts later, marks the 1-year anniversary. Because of your curiousity, the site has over 60,000 views, averaging 164 views per day. Outstanding!

The site has covered music, Nashvillepersonality-types, ghostsPiper the dog, and fan favorites: The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. In it’s infancy, ‘Out of the Wilderness’ was hosted by Blogspot and went by the name, ‘The Driftwood Detectatory.’ If you dig deep enough, you may find some of those old writings and perhaps discover… they are literary gold. For instance, one post ranks 95 movies from best to worst. For your viewing pleasure, the list can be found here.

‘Out of the Wilderness’ has only just begun. It’s young history is but a glimpse into what it will one day be; a site covering topics you will love, and other topics you will really love. Reading is a fantastic way to spend your time, so won’t you continue sharpening your mind, providing laughter to your soul and sharing with your friends? Please do so by following along as ‘Out of the Wilderness’ takes you to places that are indeed, not in the wilderness.

Oh, and Facebook doesn’t have a panic button yet, but it does have a ‘like’ button, and it has a ‘poke’ button.

95 Movies in One Year: The Top Ten

1. (500) Days of Summer (2009, Marc Webb, PG-13)
Did they read my journals or something? How can this movie so accurately resemble my current situation? I loved this movie. The story, the presentation, the dialogue, the non-dialogue… all of it was great. Such a refreshing, creative, interesting, relatable movie. I came away feeling down about what the main character went through in this film, and yet at the same time I had a glimmer of hope. And I can only suggest that this paradox of emotions is precisely what the film-makers wanted the audience to feel. It was such an accurate version of real life and how relationships can be so great and so terrible pretty much at the exact same time. If you have the opportunity to see this movie, do it. And if you don’t have the opportunity, create the opportunity. You will not be disappointed. My favorite scene, as will be for a lot of viewers I’m sure, is the “expectations/ reality” sequence. Brilliant and spot on. The movie takes you up to the mountain and down to the valley, just like real relationships do. Very well done.
“Robin is better than the girl of my dreams. She’s real.”

2. Up (2009, Pete Docter, Bob Peterson, PG)
If you haven’t seen the movie, don’t read this. Quite possibly my favorite movie this year. Someone wrote a comment on their facebook page about how remarkable it was to show such a heart-wrenching love story without using words, and I admit, they are right. Right from the get-go, I was hooked. This movie has every element that a good movie needs, drama, action, humor, love, and a proper ending. My favorite character, as I bet is true with most of you, is the bird, Kevin. Loved that even when the young boy discovered the bird was a girl, he kept calling him by the name Kevin. Hilarious. Really good movie, great for children, adults, senior adults. Go see it!

3. Big Fish (2003, Tim Burton, PG-13)
At first I was not excited about this movie. That’s why it’s taken me this long to watch it (it came out in 2003). I just thought it might be a little too strange for my tastes. Boy was I wrong. It was strange, but I really enjoyed it. It’s about 2 hours long and when I realized it was about to end, I was hoping it wouldn’t end. I venture to say this is the only movie so far that I wish would have kept going instead of ending. Very creative, but not wild or extravagant for extravagance sake. I’m not sure exactly yet what the message was, if there was one. Perhaps life is less about the facts, and more about the story around them. Maybe? One thing I am reminded of after I see this movie is that I love my dad. Im so happy that we have never gone through a period of not communicating like the characters in this movie did. Overall, very good movie. You should see it. If you like to feel good, to laugh, and to have your heart strings tugged a little.
“Most men, they’ll tell you a story straight through. It won’t be complicated, but it won’t be interesting either.”

4. Taken (2008, Pierre Morel, PG-13)
There were parts to this movie that I thought were unexplained, and definitely kept it from being rated higher on this list. I mean, how many people can you kill consecutively with one chop of the arm? Surely there would be some that needed another chop, or a follow-up shot in the leg or chest or something. And how do you just happen to have all the equipment you need to perform medical treatments? Unless you’re MacGyver, of course. But despite the unexplained issues I had, this was a great movie with a satisfying ending. The protagonist was kick-butt and I loved that!
“I will look for you. I will find you, and I will kill you.”

5. Slumdog Millionaire (2008, Danny Boyle, Loveleen Tandan, R)
Unfortunately I had high expectations for this movie, because of the critical acclaim but even moreso because friends of mine saw it before me and said it was excellent. Well, I will have to agree with all of them! The movie was very good. From top to bottom it was full of action, drama, humor, love, fear, and emotion. And they accomplished this with little (if any) curse words. I have never been to India, but I felt like I was there with the characters, experiencing all the drama and action of their lives. And to incorporate a show that we all know, “Who Wants To Be A Millionniare?” was a pretty fantastic idea. I definitely felt like I was cheering for the underdog, and the payoff was everything it should have been! I love when love wins. If you haven’t seen it, you are missing out.

6. The Blind Side (2009, John Lee Hancock, PG-13)
The hype around this movie proves true. The story is really good. I did think it went on a little too long, but I dare you to resist getting into this underdog story. It’s a story of overcoming, a story of hard work and success.
“You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts.”

7. Best In Show (2000, Christopher Guest, PG-13)
I love the type of humor in this movie! A simple story, with simple characters, but performed brilliantly. Just goes to show if you have a great idea for a movie, and have great actors and actresses, you don’t need to have crazy special effects and billion dollar budgets. I’m a fan of this one, and of Christopher Guest.
“And really, I think what we’re talking about is standards, basically; very, very specific, rigid, you could say, but in this world where would we be without them, I think. And notice where we are.”

8. High Fidelity (2000, Stephen Frears, R)
This movie starred John Cusack but for me, Jack Black stole the show. Some of the humor was a on the crude side, but it was limited. When I was watching this, I actually was reminding quite a bit of “Slumdog Millionaire” in the way the movie was put together. So thumbs up to “High Fidelity” to doing this kind of editing years before the revolutionary film set in the slums of India. Another good John Cusack film in my book, but if you watch it for him, you may be surprised who you come away liking more, John or Jack.
“She didn’t make me miserable, or anxious, or ill at ease. You know, it sounds boring, but it wasn’t. It wasn’t spectacular either. It was just good. But really good.”

9. French Kiss (1995, Lawrence Kasdan, PG-13)
Classic 80’s romantic comedy. There were tons of one liners and for me, that goes a long way. It also has a satisfying ending (did you expect to be left uhappy at the end of a romantic comedy?). So if you are into rom-com’s from the 1980’s, this is one you should see. I really enjoyed it.
“I love the sea. So beautiful, so mysterious… so full of fish.”

10. Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008, Nathan Frankowski, PG)
This is a great movie for anyone with an open mind. The truth is, no one knows for sure how the earth, the universe, the whole human experience started. All we have to go on is what is around us. The movie explains how there is sort of a secret divide between theories of how everything began. And while it explains the secrets, it calls out those who claim that only certain ways are possible. It dives into evolution, Intelligent Design, faith in God, atheism, creationism, and many aspects of the scientific world and how science and faith sometimes (and often) intertwine. Ben Stein was very good at remaining neutral while at the same time questioning the established norm in areas of scientific discovery, faith and how both sides have a lot to offer. Very good documentary that confirms that while Intelligent Design is a scientific theory, it is much the same as evolution in this: it takes a huge amount of faith to believe in either one.
“And I suppose it’s possible that you might find evidence for that if you look at the um, at the detail… details of our chemistry molecular biology you might find a signature of some sort of designer.”

95 Movies in One Year

I watched 95 movies in one year and only had one rule: it had to be a movie I had not seen yet. After 365 days of watching films, here is the ranking of all 95 movies, from worst to best. Let me know what you think! After scrolling down to see the list, click here for the reason behind the top 10.
95. Miss Castaway
94. Gone, Baby, Gone
93. Year One
92. The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard.
91. Life As a House
90. Step Brothers
89. August Rush
88. Behind Enemy Lines: Columbia
87. The Haunting In Connecticut
86. Martian Child
85. Backwoods
84. Harem Scarem
83. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
82. I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With
81. Mean Girls
80. Fast Times At Ridgemont High
79. Dark Water (Japanese)
78. The National Tree
77. Role Models
76. The International
75. Ratatouille
74. Inkheart
73. 17 Again
72. In Bruges
71. Grosse Pointe Blank
70. Burn After Reading
69. Blue Hawaii
68. School of Rock
67. Waitress
66. I Love You, Man
65. Dark Water (American)
64. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
63. The Soloist
62. Darjeeling Limited
61. Spinal Tap
60. The Ultimate Gift
59. The Last of the Mohicans
58. Public Enemies
57. The Proposal
56. Bride Wars
55. Australia
54. The Wrestler
53. Bride & Prejudice
52. Death Race
51. Henry Poole Is Here
50. Everything Is Illuminated
49. Evan Almighty
48. The Second Chance
47. Pride & Prejudice
46. Night At the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
45. Eagle Eye
44. Transformers: Rise of the Fallen
43. Rabbit-Proof Fence
42. Broadcast News
41. The Big Lebowski
40. Memoirs of A Geisha
39. Yes Man
38. Let The Right One In
37. Gomorrah
36. Mamma Mia
35. He’s Just Not That Into You
34. Snakes On A Plane
33. A Good Year
32. James Bond: Quantum of Solace
31. Obsessed
30. Hotel Rwanda
29. North Country
28. For Your Consideration
27. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
26. Waiting For Guffman
25. Chaos Theory
24. Mystic River
23. Reservation Road
22. The Sure Thing
21. Madea Goes To Jail
20. Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
19. Secondhand Lions
18. Gran Torino
17. Behind Enemy Lines: Axis of Evil
16. The Butterfly Effect
15. Seven Pounds
14. Happy Feet
13. The Brothers Bloom
12. Garden State
11. Into The Wild
10. Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
9. French Kiss
8. High Fidelity
7. Best In Show
6. The Blind Side
5. Slumdog Millionaire
4. Taken
3. Big Fish
2. Up
1. (500) Days of Summer