10 Best Woke Pick-Up Lines – Updated 2025

Any adult who’s single can confirm it’s not easy to get a date these days, unless you’re exceptionally hot and then you can be as weird as you want and it’s not creepy at all. But for the rest of us, we need a little help. In a culture often divided by political views, I have put together a guide to getting dates in the form of MAGA pick-up lines and now, the second installment of woke pick-up lines (check out the first list here). Refer to this list if you’re in a jam and need something to help you lock down that first date!

10. When you say no human is illegal, my heart skips a beat.

9. (Man to woman) There are 3 things I hate. Donald Trump. Walls. Paying for dates. Dinner tonight?

8. Your protest sign is brilliant. Wanna get together and design more? I’ll bring the markers.

7. Want to dismantle the patriarchy Friday night at Chili’s? We can split the bill 😍.

6. (Man to woman) Just like abortion, meeting me for a date is your choice.

5. I’d love to see you outside of this “Free Palestine” rally. I want to know more about your stance on the American military complex.

4. (Man to woman) You remind me a lot of AOC. That makes you A-OK in my book.

3. Everything about you is hot: your pro-nouns, pro-choice, pro-gressive, and your pro-longed silence when a conservative asks you why you voted for Harris.

2. You have beautiful hands. Want to glue them to a road in protest?

1. What’s my spirit animal? A hog. David Hogg.

Let me know if any of these work…

-Out of the Wilderness

10 Best MAGA Pick-Up Lines – Updated 2025

A while back I wrote up a list of 10 MAGA pick-up lines and now that Donald Trump has resumed his role as President, I thought it would be a good time to update the list for 2025. Take a look and add a comment if you have one that will sweep someone off their feet!

10. Wanna grab dinner and go watch the wall get built?

9. Can I take you to a restaurant on JFK, Jr.’s “best of” list?

8. I support LGBTQ but I’d rather take you out to lunch for a BLT.

7. I’m not gay because you’re the LGBTQutest woman in here.

6. You put the rad in trad.

5. In honor of Republicans abolishing slavery, let’s abolish our lives as single people.

4. It’s common sense. Border security, separate bathrooms, no tax on tips, and you and me together.

3. I know we don’t like the electrical vehicle mandate, but girl, you charge me up.

2. What’s that? Oh, no I’m not pro-hamas. I’m pro-hummus. Join me for dinner?

1. Let’s make “dinner and a movie” dates great again. I’ll pick you up at 6.

    -Out of the Wilderness

    The Pro Women Sports Commercial “Real Girls Rock” Took Balls To Make

    It’s still pretty shocking that in a culture claiming to lift women up in the name of equality, there are people out there who are fine with biological men nosing their way into women-only leagues. In college we called that a coed league. That’s when teams in whatever sport it may be– soccer, softball, flag football, etc– had guys and girls together on teams. It was fine and it was really fun. But what’s happening now in sports is trans-women (biological men) trying to join the league of their new gender. To them it isn’t coed, it’s still all-female and that’s the controversy headlining a lot of news sites these days. Pushing back against what liberals consider fair is a brand called XX-XY Athletics. Their aim is to aid in protecting real women in sports. Their latest commercial is quite powerful, one you might imagine finishing with a logo from Nike, Adidas, Under Armour, if any of them had the balls uteruses to take such a stance. Check out the ad called “Real Girls Rock” then scroll down for more thoughts…

    More details about the ad and the women appearing in it can be found here. Speaking of a person born as a woman, J.K. Rowling chimed in about the weight of the commercial. World-renowned author aside, she’s become a well-known advocate for women, often sharing her thoughts with little to no regard for the hate she’ll receive in return. Here’s what she posted about the ad…

    In a later tweet she said this, and it’s such a profound and clear question…

    In years to come, a great question to ask self-proclaimed liberal men will be, ‘which side were you on – women’s rights, or men’s demands?’

    The mission of XX-XY Athletics is on their website but here it is in a nutshell:

    Women deserve the opportunities that sports and single sex spaces provide.
    
Sex matters. It is the single biggest determinant of athletic performance. It is unfair and dangerous to allow males (XY) to compete in girls and women’s (XX) sports.
    
For women to compete safely and fairly, women’s sports need to remain female.
    
We’ll be here defending truth. And women and girls. Until that happens.

    If you’d like to support this brand (and all the women and girls you know) check out their products and gear on their website XX-XYAthletics.com. At the very least, make an attempt to avoid buying other brands that don’t seem to care much about the integrity of sports, or the achievements women have made in decades prior. Yes, I’m talking about Nike, a brand that even had a dude named Dylan Mulvaney model some of their women’s gear.

    -Out of the Wilderness

    The Volunteer State of Mind – Tallahassee Marathon 2025

    I tried to make a little play on words with “The Volunteer State” even though this post has absolutely nothing to do with Tennessee… except that I lived there for 16 years before moving back to The Snowy Sunshine State– Florida. And I was a volunteer yesterday during the Tallahassee half and full marathon. I forgot about my dash cam but it just so happened to be pointed towards the intersection I was patrolling/dominating/being the boss of/ however you want to say that to make me sound like a really tough (yet tender?) guy. It was such a great experience helping the runners pass this intersection safely, cheering them on, adding a little music for a boost of energy… and of course being inspired by the athletes completing a race that isn’t easy! If anyone who participated in the race yesterday, great job, you did and you ought to be so proud! Check out the dash cam below…

    -Out of the Wilderness

    This Super Bowl Mayonnaise Commercial Smells Fishy

    It’s a spoof from a movie a lot of the Super Bowl audience won’t understand and I guess the Hellmann’s Mayo brand is OK with that. Is the minute-long spot strong enough on its own, even not knowing what it’s an homage to? It’s like asking if you can watch and understand Movie Part 2 if you haven’t watched Movie Part 1. Sometimes the answer is yes. In this case, the ad can be understood even without having seen the movie When Harry Met Sally. Feedback from viewers will fill in the blanks on the commercial being successful or not, at least from a Super Bowl ad perspective, but speaking of viewer comments, that’s where this mayo ad smells a little fishy. Check it out then scroll down for more…

    The people behind Hellman’s want us to believe this video on YouTube has over half a million views and zero comments? Mmmk. Sure. That’s smelling quite fishy but “buying views” aside, the ad is not that bad. It takes a scene from the movie and makes it about mayonnaise. Fine. I guess mayo is sexy now? Or is it just Hellmann’s trying to make us think mayo is sexy? Exhibit B is their ad featuring NFL quarterback Will Levis from the Tennessee Titans. I’m not sure the starting quarterback of a terrible team is the best spokesman for your brand and if that was strike 1, could this When Harry Met Sally spoof commercial be strike 2 in regards to a marketing strategy?

    A brief appearance from Sydney Sweeney certainly brings the scene into the 21st century even if there’s no possible way a young woman like her (who’s already known for her sex appeal) would have any trouble with men and therefore need to “have what she’s having.” I’m not sure the addition of Sydney Sweeney is enough to make the commercial one of the best during this year’s Super Bowl. I guess viewers will determine that… if Hellmann’s actually has an any real viewers besides me.

    -Out of the Wilderness