Turns out humping doesn’t just happen in Tone Loc songs. One of my dogs has this weird obsession with a stuffed heart. She’s adored it since she was a puppy. But the situation got out of hand (she was humping it all the time) so I hid it about 3 years ago. I forgot about the heart untilContinue reading “What happens when you don’t let your dog hump your leg”
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It’ll drive you out of your mind… poison!
I must have a sign on my forehead that says, “doesn’t have enough problems”… as if being short wasn’t enough! Yes, I wish I was a little bit taller, but I really, really wish I’d see poison ivy before I touch it. And then proceed to touch my ear. My eye. My other ear. ButContinue reading “It’ll drive you out of your mind… poison!”
Man, You’re A Lady Bug
Have you ever wondered how male lady bugs feel? (and if you’re a guy who owns a Volkswagon Beetle manufactured between 1997 and 2011, this goes for you, too) It seems inherently paradoxical to be a male lady bug. Or a male cat for that matter but don’t even get me started on cats. YouContinue reading “Man, You’re A Lady Bug”
My Dogs Might Be Smokers
So one day I walked out to my back yard, as I often do, and saw my dogs loitering over by one side of the fence. I didn’t think anything of it. The next day, they were in the same area, loitering. The next few days, the same thing. I’m like, “Hey guys, if thisContinue reading “My Dogs Might Be Smokers”
My Dogs Drop Bombs and I Pick ‘Em Up
My dogs eat breakfast anywhere from 4am to 6am. After they eat, I let them outside for a few minutes to “take care of business,” and they usually rush out the door guns blazing. And by guns blazing I mean, honkin’ loud barks and howls as if an army of rabbits and squirrels just infiltratedContinue reading “My Dogs Drop Bombs and I Pick ‘Em Up”
Out of the Wilderness 