I’ve done the impossible… and beyond!

I’ve done it! Just last weekend I accomplished the Impossible. Flying with birds? Nope. Walking on water? Not yet. Holding my breath for more than a minute? Uh uh. Wow, now having the Impossible Burger from Burger King sounds so anticlimactic. But folks… the announcement is… drum roll please… I ordered the Impossible Whopper atContinue reading “I’ve done the impossible… and beyond!”

When the “roll” is called up yonder

When the rollllll is called up yonder, I’ll be fine. Folks, I was half of a toilet paper roll away from having a new normal when I use the restroom. I was even regretting that I didn’t take the opportunity to steal from my sister! STEALING TOILET PAPER!!! Each time I went to any storeContinue reading “When the “roll” is called up yonder”

Falling asleep at the wheel

Let’s play a little game called “Have you ever?” And here’s your host… me! Have you ever: A. Been really sleepy driving your car B. Fallen asleep at the wheel C. Had the car next to you wake you up D. All of the above If you answered A or B you are one ofContinue reading “Falling asleep at the wheel”