There’s not much about you I don’t like, you’re the coolest gal around. Even when I lose you in the night, as you chase a rabbit your nose found. I know you’re needy, but that’s not bad. You could be greedy, or have issues with your dad. I know you’re not a gold-digger. You’re moreContinue reading “Since I Have You: A Poem”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
The Bachelor Finale
There was an electricity running through the office today. It’s not like tonight is the Super Bowl or anything, but there will be a championship ring, if you will. Typically it’s a ring from Neil Lane and it’s intended for the hand of the woman to whom Juan Pablo offers the final rose. I won’tContinue reading “The Bachelor Finale”
Frog
Sometimes I feel like a frog. But I’m hoping one day I’ll look back and see a prince in all these selfies.
Thank God for Women, But I Need an Office
Today I took a short Christmas break (about 2 and a half minutes or so) when I listened to Group1Crew’s version of: …partly to drowned out the chatter around my desk! Nothing against women, but all the people in my row are female! I can only take so much talk about current hair color, newContinue reading “Thank God for Women, But I Need an Office”
Wave the Checkered Flag (Daytona 500 Part 6)
Rains came down. Floods came up. We went home. Time check, it was about 4:00pm and there was no sign the rain would let up. So my sister and I decided to call in the parents for a ride back to Tallahassee. Had we known the race would definitely finish that night… who am IContinue reading “Wave the Checkered Flag (Daytona 500 Part 6)”
Out of the Wilderness 