Your spray on tan looks more like an orange juice stain. For the third day in a row, you arrive at work with no shirt because that’s what Matthew McConaughey would do. You read articles about the tanorexic moms with envy. You wrote an email to the folks at Groupon asking for 90% off anContinue reading “Ten More Signs You’re Ready for a Beach Vacation”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
Mother’s Day 2012
No mothers live in my house. Just me and my two girls. They won’t ever know how it feels to be a mom, and neither will I. So we can agree that Mother’s Day will never be special for us. We may turn on Hitch and just let the rainy day pass like any other.Continue reading “Mother’s Day 2012”
The Adventures of Flat Stanley at the Country Music Marathon
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Hail in Nashville, 4/26/2012
10 signs you’re ready for a beach vacay
Hawaiian shirt Friday is preceded by Hawaiian shirt Monday through Thursday. You take naps in a hammock. In your neighbor’s yard. When you hold a piece of paper, you can’t tell where your hand ends and the paper begins. Yes, you’re that pale. It’s still colder outside your house than inside your refrigerator. You referContinue reading “10 signs you’re ready for a beach vacay”
Out of the Wilderness 