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10 Signs You’re More Redneck Than You Think

You tell everyone you watch Nascar to make fun of the fans, but you’re secretly upset that Jimmie Johnson’s pit stops were slower than the other drivers back in Daytona. The first thing that comes to your mind when someone says “snack” is “deer jerky.” When you get in your vehicle, you’re actually sitting tallerContinue reading “10 Signs You’re More Redneck Than You Think”

The Bachelorette, Episode 6: The Heart is Forever Making the Head Its Fool

We’re all couch psychiatrists each Monday night at 8/7 Central and Ashley Hebert is our favorite client. Like a Sunday afternoon football game, women (and a few men) are sitting in their living rooms screaming at the television, offering advice on what the next play should be. Unfortunately for Ashley, she can’t hear us andContinue reading “The Bachelorette, Episode 6: The Heart is Forever Making the Head Its Fool”

She.

She. She. She. She turned his world upside down. Walking around Thinking about the best thing he ever found. His life the glass, her life the rock. Shattered faster than a plastic lock. To an ocean dock, She tied him up and began to heal more than the idea, it was his heart, his abilityContinue reading “She.”

Why your dog rolls around on dead animals

First, I have to throw in that she rolls around on dead snakes, also. Nasty, but fair. On any given neighborhood walk, my beagle Piper undoubtedly finds an animal that has recently passed away and because her sense of smell is better than mine, she finds it long before I do. Here’s what she does:Continue reading “Why your dog rolls around on dead animals”

The Bachelorette Episode 4: Ryan P’s “Awww Shucks” Face.

Ashley and the guys begin the episode by flying to Phuket, Thailand. I’m going to stray from my normal post and write in the style of the well-known if not famously popular Nick Shell, so without further ado… here it goes… Video shots of Thai motorboats: 5 Video shots of the sun: 0 Beautiful AsianContinue reading “The Bachelorette Episode 4: Ryan P’s “Awww Shucks” Face.”