Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #9

Does anyone else think it’s totally gross to go into a public bathroom and sit on a toilet that’s still warm from the person before you? I can get over a lot of gross things, but it’s difficult for me to accept that I’m currently sitting on someone else’s warmth. Maybe it’s just me.

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #7

I went for a jog today around lunch time. After I ran past this one lady, I thought, “She smells like an estate sale.” Not sure if I’m asking if I’m normal, or she is, but either way, I love estate sales. Especially the ones with old records, low prices, and extremely odd items, forContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #7”

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #6

(For more questions I have about what’s normal, click here, here, or here. Thanks!) I recently noticed a habit when I unlock my car with the keychain remote. I hit the button, then in my head I say, “Kunta Kinte.” The reference is from the TV miniseries, “Roots,” starring LeVar Burton as Kunta Kinte. IContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #6”

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #3

It’s the moment you look down and realize you’ve committed one of the most unforgivable fashion mistakes. Black shirt, black shoes and socks, dark blue jeans. And to hold it all together, a light brown belt… all day. #tellmethisisnothappening. Did anyone notice? Did anyone notice and not tell me? Did anyone notice and not tellContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #3”

The Problem with Being Yourself on a Date

Whether you’re a guy or girl, it’s normal to get nervous before a date. We’ve all been there. In fact, even the dates I didn’t put must stock in, I still found myself being nervous (see “This Was Not A Date” and “After The Final Tulip”). More often than any advice I get is theContinue reading “The Problem with Being Yourself on a Date”