Scrabble to Release New “Joe Biden Words” Edition

Pawtucket, RI — Hasbro has announced a special edition of their classic, well-loved board game Scrabble in honor of President-Elect, Joe Biden. Along with all the game pieces that come with the standard version, this edition includes a “cheat sheet” for officially approved words Biden has made up direct from the campaign trail; Words likeContinue reading “Scrabble to Release New “Joe Biden Words” Edition”

Fragile Biden shows another sign of weakness, vulnerability

At this point in his political career, Joe Biden’s 2020 Presidential run is looking more like Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events. How he is anyone’s #1 choice for President is mind-boggling. He seems to have miscues or gaffes almost daily. If you still need to vote, consider that it might be the Democrats planContinue reading “Fragile Biden shows another sign of weakness, vulnerability”

Biden To Grow Leg Hair Out For “No Shave November”

Greenville, DE — Touted as a “man of the people,” Joe Biden aims to show he has not lost touch with Americans by participating in “No Shave November,” an on-going effort to raise awareness of and funds for cancer research. Typically men participating in fundraiser forego shaving their face, however Biden is reportedly going toContinue reading “Biden To Grow Leg Hair Out For “No Shave November””

Joe Biden Exercises With “Basement to 5k” Plan

Greenville, DE — Similar to the popular exercise program “Couch to 5K,” designed to help couch potatoes achieve in about 9 weeks the ability to run a 5K, Joe Biden is exercising with the “Basement to 5K” plan. The plan is simple, says a source close to the former Vice President: Joe is in theContinue reading “Joe Biden Exercises With “Basement to 5k” Plan”

Joe Biden Hosts Grassroots Event with Room Full of Cardboard Cutouts

Cleveland, OH — After the last debate Joe Biden went right back to campaigning in key battleground states. Among the stops was a “grassroots” fundraiser in Cleveland, Ohio. Due to low turnout, a source confirming not one real person showed up, Biden campaign organizers hurriedly set up cardboard cutouts of likely Democrat voters. [Nominee ForContinue reading “Joe Biden Hosts Grassroots Event with Room Full of Cardboard Cutouts”