Dairy Free Weekend, 6 Months Later

How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t know, but where do you get your protein!? The biggest challenge was a week-long family reunion in Florida 3 months into my altered diet. Grilled fish. Coke floats. Pancakes. Pizza. Burgers. Food I would’ve indulged in had I not jumped inContinue reading “Dairy Free Weekend, 6 Months Later”

Guys like this give dating (and guys who have all their teeth) a bad name

I seriously hope Minsoo isn’t reading this. I’m not making fun of him as much as I am wondering which girl in Nashville would honestly reply to this heartwarming message? The highlights: 1. he’s new in here 2. he has all his teeth (and they’re super clean!) 3. he has 2 pictures, one with clothes,Continue reading “Guys like this give dating (and guys who have all their teeth) a bad name”

Girls like this give dating (and trailer parks) a bad name

I don’t think much explanation is needed for this but once you read it, you’ll be dying to read a dictionary for it’s proper spelling alone! Anyone outside of Tennessee, this is not the best we have to offer… I hope. My favorites: 1. tryna make it (hey, aren’t we all)2. ne thing (much easierContinue reading “Girls like this give dating (and trailer parks) a bad name”

Throwing Rocks at Chuck Norris

I was driving from Tennessee to north Florida by way of Interstate 65 with my oldest niece in the back seat. I was behind my brother-in-law and his van loaded with a few other nieces and my sister. It was an old-fashioned caravan, y’all! Like the good ol’ days when they used wagons and horsesContinue reading “Throwing Rocks at Chuck Norris”