Kia Commercial – The Bear, The Eagle, and the Music

Wasn’t Kia a brand that people used as the butt of jokes about 10-15 years ago? I swear they were but look how far they’ve come, at least in regards to their style. The fleet of vehicles they’re manufacturing is simply beautiful and the Kia Sorrento fits right in. Check out an ad with the SUV, a bear, and an eagle.

A breakdown. I’m not going to say the eagle ruined this guy’s fishing trip but it definitely stole the thrill of the hunt from him. And what did the bear contribute? A whole lotta nothin’! This guy was trying to get away for a few hours and now there’s one less fish to waste time catching. Soon enough he’ll have to go back to normal life so the big bird kinda stole some solitude from the guy, too.

Can we talk about the awkwardness that is sure to happen after the fish was dropped at the guy’s feet? The eagle and the bear are just sitting there staring. Now what? Do they join him while he’s fishing? Does he offer them a few bites of the fish? I’m sure they don’t hang out together often, this bear and eagle, so do they quietly go their separate ways? What’s this guy supposed to do now, say “thank you”? It’s not like the bear or eagle know English, anyway. I guess the ad is saying that KIA makes a good man. How, you might be asking? Well, it’s all about the music…

The Music. The soundtrack of this commercial is a song called “What Makes a Good Man?” by The Heavy. Here’s the full song…

The Heavy is an English band probably most well-known from their song “How You Like Me Now?”

Follow them on Instagram here: @theheavy and you can find more of their music on YouTube here.

Do you like the commercial from Kia? Have you ever notice their new logo isn’t perfectly designed? Chime in below…

-Out of the Wilderness

The Best Woke Pick Up Lines

Here are a few pick-up lines to help guys find a modern woman to date. Also check out the best MAGA pick-up lines here.

10. If I identify as a fireplace, will you come sit next to me?

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9. Hey you. My pronouns are “yours” and “forever.”

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8. What would you think if I told you Bernie Sanders is my spirit animal?

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7. If we get married this year, we can celebrate our 10th anniversary at AOC’s inauguration.

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6. You want to date a feminist, right? Well, I have cats.

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5. Can you feel it? There’s enough electricity between us to keep Texas warm in the winter.

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4. Can I be the next greeter of your chest feeders?

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3. After dinner and dessert, are we going back to my protest or yours?

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2. Does it turn you on to know I haven’t read any of J.K. Rowling’s books?

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1. I support your right to choose me as your next boyfriend.

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-Out of the Wilderness

Subaru’s Adorable Weiner Dog Commercial …and More!

I’ve posted about Subaru before with their “Underdog” commercial (that may or may not have made me tear up AGAIN just looking for the link) and now they’re back with an ad that won’t have you crying, but instead laughing. Take a look…

Dachshunds have long been called weiner dogs or hot dogs, so this ad playfully plays into that endearing trait of the long dogs. When a group of golden-colored dogs pull up to a hot dog trailer called “Wanna Wienie” with the slogan “If you wanna wienie, just speak,” they bark and the hot dogs are served. Then a little family of Dachshunds appear, and appear offended at the sight of these other dogs shamelessly sitting by a plateful of yummy hot dogs.

A growl rumbles from one of the bigger wiener dogs and if you’ve ever been around this breed, you know how accurate that is! Adorable little things, but as feisty as can be.

The hungry dogs think twice once the two little pups make a connection, then they drive away in their Subaru Crosstrek, “Dog tested. Dog approved.”

In a related Subaru ad, a young golden retriever and a friend stop at a stop light when a cop car pulls up next to them. We’ve all been there, haven’t we? The nerves going haywire!

Do you like these ads from Subaru? Does it make you love Subaru even more, or more importantly, do you love dogs twice as much as you did before the ads? Chime in below and thanks for dropping in…

-Out of the Wilderness

My Top 10 Favorite Original Photos

I definitely gravitate towards nature, wildlife, that sort of thing. But every once in a while I’ll snap an artsy photo with a person in it. In fact, one of the top 10 favorites below includes a silhouette (sort of?) of one of my nieces. Along with that photo taken in Tallahassee, Florida, there are 9 other favorites from my travels around the southeast. We’ll kick things off with the most recent addition to my Fine Art America portfolio. Also, if you want to see these, plus dozens more originals, check them out here on Fine Art America.

Most Recent – “Things Are Looking Up”

“Robin’s First Day”

“Sea Horse Silhouette”

“Green Plant on White”

“The Fishes”

“Shell On Blue”

“Little Gem”

“Plants As Steam Lifts Off Water”

“The Way Water Goes”

“Chaos Lighthouse in Black and White”

“Trampoline Girl”

Check out the rest at Fine Art America. Thanks for dropping in!

-Out of the Wilderness

Where do blanket farts go?

I don’t know if I’m more embarrassed that I’m asking this question or that it’s taken me so long to ask this question. Let’s say someone is bundled up in bed on a chilly fall night. The body is at rest and in these moments of comfort a toot sneaks out. You know it’s gonna stink. But without uncovering the sheets and blankets, the fart has nowhere to go.

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Set to the tune of Whitney Houston’s “Where Do Broken Hearts Go”… where do blanket farts go?

Would the smell still be there in the morning? Is it better to uncover let it out so the sheets don’t melt? Does it absorb into the sheets, changing their scent for the rest of time?

So many questions.

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-Out of the Wilderness