Out of the Wilderness

The other day I stopped by a Dollar Tree store and wouldn’t you know, when I came out I did something so embarrassing.

Can you tell which car is mine? Right. I couldn’t either. The story goes that I nonchalantly left the store oblivious to the world around me. I unlocked the car, grabbed the handle of the rear driver side door to unload the bag of new stuff. It didn’t open. I thought, “Why didn’t the door unlock when I pressed the button? Hey, my windows look tinted. This is weird. What’s that stuff in my back seat?”

…and that’s when I realized I almost broke into someone else’s car. 

-Out of the Wilderness

I was listening to a SiriusXM station that was dedicated to all Prince music for an entire month and it was fantastic. There were so many songs I hadn’t heard before and because of that, I realized the artist formerly known as Prince had a lot of song titles that were just numbers, for example, “1999” and “7.” Being a thinking man, I wondered how many other songs out there are titled with only numbers? As it turns out, there are a lot! Being a man that loves lists, here are a few of those songs. Do you have any to add? List them in the comments below! 

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“7” Prince

“3121” Prince

“777-9311” Prince

“1999” Prince

“17” Julia Michaels

“123456” Fitz and the Tantrums

“867-5309” Tommy Tutone

“8” Billie Eilish

“1979” Smashing Pumpkins

“1985” Bowling for Soup

“5150” Van Halen

“5-1-5-0” Dierks Bentley

“1234” Feist

“40” U2

“15” Taylor Swift

“21” Taylor Swift

Honorable mentions:
“One” Three Dog Night / “One” U2

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-Out of the Wilderness

A few years ago I wrote a post (check it out here) wondering if Adam and Eve were vegetarians. I concluded that they must’ve been based on a few Scripture verses and stories referenced in the post.

Another verse has come to my attention… not because it’s a new one but because I’m just that ignorant and stubborn about verses that have been in the Bible the whole time!

Check out Genesis 3:21…

The Lord God made clothing out of skins for Adam and his wife, and He clothed them.

So to make an update to my post before, I’d say yes Adam and Eve were vegetarians, but only the kind that do it for their diet. They weren’t lifestyle vegetarians because, well… they were the first to wear fur coats 🙂

-Out of the Wilderness

 

San Francisco, CA — Earlier reports of civil unrest among vegans in San Fransisco were confirmed today as cell phone video emerges showing vegan getting milk poured on his pale face after being pepper sprayed by a police officer.

Watching the video, it’s unclear if he was concerned whether the milk was coconut, almond, soy, cashew, cashew+almond, coconut+almond, rice, oat, hemp, goat, lactose-free, condensed, buffalo, or cow.

Said one protester who doesn’t have a dog in the fight (he’s omnivorous), no offense, “I saw the guy getting milk poured on his face and didn’t think anything of it. But then a few frail-looking guys with big mustaches came up to him and were not happy at all.”

It was quickly identified as whole milk by his friends who immediately chastised him as one reprimands a puppy who just eliminated on the living room carpet, no offense. With megaphone in hand, one vehemently asked, “How many cows had to die for your privileged eyes today?” While the answer is that no cows had to die, since cows don’t die from being milked, no offense, the sentiment permeated through the crowd as quickly as a California brush fire.

The lone vegan was not given the opportunity to defend himself using the same megaphone because of coronavirus but as you can imagine if you could hear him, and as experienced demonstrators will testify, pepper spray feels like it’s hell raining cats and dogs, no offense, into your eyeballs.

After publicly disavowing their friendship with this particular man, the crowd of vegans went out among the larger group of protesters to explain how they get their protein each day.

-OTW News