Ben Wilder

Becoming a Vegan

I’ve toyed with the idea of giving up meat, but only for about a half second. It’s not that I love eating chicken, or turkey, or burgers too much. It’s just that I can’t imagine only eating vegetables, fruit, and bread and only drinking water and juice. Vegans don’t drink milk or eat cheese either.Continue reading “Becoming a Vegan”

Since I Have You: A Poem

There’s not much about you I don’t like, you’re the coolest gal around. Even when I lose you in the night, as you chase a rabbit your nose found. I know you’re needy, but that’s not bad. You could be greedy, or have issues with your dad. I know you’re not a gold-digger. You’re moreContinue reading “Since I Have You: A Poem”

The Bachelor Finale

There was an electricity running through the office today. It’s not like tonight is the Super Bowl or anything, but there will be a championship ring, if you will. Typically it’s a ring from Neil Lane and it’s intended for the hand of the woman to whom Juan Pablo offers the final rose. I won’tContinue reading “The Bachelor Finale”

Frog

Sometimes I feel like a frog. But I’m hoping one day I’ll look back and see a prince in all these selfies.

Thank God for Women, But I Need an Office

Today I took a short Christmas break (about 2 and a half minutes or so) when I listened to Group1Crew’s version of: …partly to drowned out the chatter around my desk! Nothing against women, but all the people in my row are female! I can only take so much talk about current hair color, newContinue reading “Thank God for Women, But I Need an Office”