Author Archives: Ben Wilder

So you’re thinking about dating an ex… again

I saw you with your Kia and I know you really loved that car. It was a good car. It got you from point A to point B. But over time, it started costing you money and time. It took so much work just to keep it running. And as much as you put into it, allContinue reading “So you’re thinking about dating an ex… again”

The Bachelorette Emily Maynard Episode 1

I have come so close to boycotting the show. Well, by “boycotting,” I mean sending in an application but let’s move on. I’m in a fantasy league at work, and that makes watching the show completely bearable. Do I care which guy wins? No. Am I concerned if the relationship will last? No. Do I want toContinue reading “The Bachelorette Emily Maynard Episode 1”

Ten More Signs You’re Ready for a Beach Vacation

Your spray on tan looks more like an orange juice stain. For the third day in a row, you arrive at work with no shirt because that’s what Matthew McConaughey would do. You read articles about the tanorexic moms with envy. You wrote an email to the folks at Groupon asking for 90% off anContinue reading “Ten More Signs You’re Ready for a Beach Vacation”