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I recently read in the Bible from 1 Peter where it says, “Honor everyone. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the Emperor.” When I read this I felt a bit convicted about the way I have been thinking of Joe Biden, the 46th President of the United States. In America, he is our President (Emperor). So this post, while it comes with a bit of grief, I want to make sure it’s not tearing Biden down. That would go against this verse in the Bible so I really don’t want to do that. However, obviously I’m still posting this today so I wan to make clear that the puns In Fraud We Trust, Hail to the Cheat, or Commander-In-Cheat is more of a jab at the way the entire election process went down, not Biden specifically.
In fact, I wonder how much he even knows of the sinister plans concocted by politicians in this country. I believe the election included voter fraud. Cheating. Anything to get the person they wanted into the White House. I certainly didn’t vote for Biden. In my mind, this particular election will go down as the one Democrats cheated to win. So referencing this sentiment is what the post is about.
Plus, I like puns.
possible slogan for the Dems re-election campaign for 2024?
Can anyone name something that doesn’t break down and fail after a few months, or years? How about the earth? Let’s say it’s 3,000 years old (or as some believe, millions of years). In that time, it’s hosted how many humans and animals, billions and billions, and yet it is still functioning as it was thousands of years ago (or millions). How can than be unless it was created by a… actually, no I’ll stop there… how can that be unless it was CREATED? I believe if it were just a random explosion that brought everything together, it still wouldn’t last. But God created this amazing earth in such a way that it is self-sustaining, and at the same time, it’s able to withstand the use and abuse of being inhabited for ______________ (however long you believe it’s been inhabited).
The earth is amazing. God is more amazing.
This is not an attack on anyone’s beliefs. In fact, if you believe the earth is millions of years old, that’s even MORE of a reason to thank God for making it so durable. What else could last this long, if not something created with the divine mind of an all-knowing, wise God?
Let’s have a conversation. I know there is a lot of science out there and I’m no scientist. What are your thoughts about this? Comment below, I’m looking forward to hearing from you!
Washington, D.C. — In Terminal (2004), Tom Hanks starred as Viktor Navorski, an international traveller stuck in the JFK Airport terminal after arriving from his politically unstable, war-torn country of Krakozhia. Unforeseen circumstances cause Viktor to be detained at the airport for 9 months, which is short if you’ve ever tried to fly American Airlines.
Now Tom Hanks is back in Terminal 2 (2021). He plays the part of Jimmy Tibbs, a gay Republican on a guided tour of the White House when the newly elected President, a Democrat, declares war on his opponents, those backward-thinking Republicans. The political instability in the United States causes the President to rethink letting Jimmy Tibbs cut his tour short. Although he loathes the idea of a racist, sexist, white supremacist Republican remaining in the White House, forcing him out would appear homophobic. He decides to hold Jimmy in the green room until the political unrest dies down. Meanwhile, Jimmy befriends members of the White House staff, offering chic fashion tips and talking up the benefits of capitalism.
Tom Hanks said of his role, “Normally I wouldn’t be caught dead playing the part of a Republican, but he’s gay so I can’t say no.” The film is being directed by Steven Spielberg (director of Terminal) and has a release date of summer 2021. Posters have been popping up nationwide with the tagline:
Washington, D.C. — A few days into his last term as President, Joe Biden has released the White House physician who’s served under both Obama and Trump. To make things official this morning, the newly elected President set up a virtual press conference where he announced who will take over this important position.
“Laughter is the best medicine, right,” Joe quipped, “so today I’m promoting one of my favorite experts in the medical field, Dr. Seuss.” His announcement was met with a roar of applause, many members of the press repeatedly pressing the ‘like’ button and openly weeping with joy.
Greg Thornberg of ABC News aptly said, “When we were sick as children, wasn’t it Dr. Seuss we all turned to?” This sentiment is being echoed by Democrat voters all over the nation who aren’t yet ready to admit they’ve made a colossal mistake. Others have pointed out there is a kindred spirit between the two: they’re both prone to making up words– one for children’s books, the other for debates and speeches.
Republicans, as a party, haven’t released an official statement, reportedly waiting to make sure they’re not part of a stunt from the TV show “What Would You Do?” hosted by John Quiñones.
Meanwhile, pictures have emerged of giddy Democrats in Congress huddled in circles quizzing each other on the 25th Amendment.
I’ve been writing about commercials lately. I guess I love the research and finding out information that viewers are curious about. Check out my TV Commercial page for a lot more info but now let’s get to the list for today’s post. Here are my 3 favorite ads followed by my 3 least favorite ads airing now on TV and streaming devices. Do you have any you’d want to add to this list? Comment at the bottom (especially if you love this Taco Bell ad topping the list of favorites)…
Favorites
Taco Bell “The Craving” – I love when the actor says, “You don’t consume me. I CONSUME YOU!” His delivery is amazing and funny and we should expect nothing less from Joe Keery.
GEICO “Billy Blanks Audition” – Billy Blanks stars in a tae bo flashback advertising how easy it is to save with GEICO. He does great, and his long-time fans are sure to be happy to see him in this enthusiastic performance, but viewers may also have their eyes drawn to the fitness assistants. I love the intensity and concern of the female assistant, so I love seeing this ad on TV. Plus, the clip of the guy running camera while sipping a drink is pretty hilarious. [click here for more info about this ad.
Jeep “Easy Mountain” – I thought this would be something where the ending was predictable… “It’s a cold, tough world out there…” yada yada yada. But then they have a good twist with the voiceover. Immediately liked!
Least Favorites
Peloton – These are easily my least favorite of the bunch. With annoying/trendy words and phrases like “slay,” “savage,” “halo with me,” I’m more inclined to buy a Peloton just to throw it out the window and watch it shatter into a thousand pieces. That would be a fun workout.
Toyota “Sienna Life” commercials – The first one of these I saw, I thought it was some type of talking car situation like the movie Cars. For some reason these really, really annoy me.
Kars4Kids – I’ve only heard this on the radio and for the following x amount of hours I was singing, “1-877-Kars-4-Kids…” I know the point of advertising: to stick in people’s minds but this one made me want to donate rabid cats. I’m a terrible person.
Least Favorite Honorable Mention
Vivint Security “Guard Doggs” – This one barely made my “did not like” list and here’s why. I didn’t understand it the first time I saw it. I must’ve seen a shortened version because all I saw were 2 people NOT showing me how to install the smart security system. Now, watching the full commercial, it makes sense. Perhaps the misunderstanding was on my end, but I still must include this on the list for other viewers who may not have understood it at first either.
Out of the Wilderness 