The Bachelorette Episode 3: Ashley and the Compost Pile

Welcome to another fantastic recap of The Bachelorette featuring Ashley and her wrist tattoo (click here for pictures)! Please file Episode 3 in drawer labeled “How To Make A Compost Pile” because it started breaking down as soon as Chris uttered the words, “Tonight on the Bachelorette.” What does a good compost pile need? GreenContinue reading “The Bachelorette Episode 3: Ashley and the Compost Pile”

The Bachelorette In 1,000 Words Or Less: Ashley is a JabbaWockee (Episode 2)

This season of the Bachelorette is moving right along. Two hours into the season and we’ve already established the villain (Bentley), the scape goat (Jeff), the guy everyone likes in the beginning but gets annoyed with pretty quick (William), and of course, the guy who wins the season’s final rose (Ryan P.??). Episode Two beginsContinue reading “The Bachelorette In 1,000 Words Or Less: Ashley is a JabbaWockee (Episode 2)”

The Bachelorette in 500 Words or Less: Episode 1 Ashley Meets the Guys

Welcome back to the 21st century version of Love Connection! This season of the Bachelorette features Ashley Hebert (pronounced ‘a bear’) who’s determined to do things right this time around. Ashley finished third on Brad Womack’s season of The Bachelor. She blamed herself for coming up short, but vows that now she will leave withContinue reading “The Bachelorette in 500 Words or Less: Episode 1 Ashley Meets the Guys”