Chuck Norris Deployed to Southeast as Storms Approach U.S.

PENSACOLA, FL — In an unprecedented move, FEMA has authorized the use of Chuck Norris in an effort to neutralize the double dose of tropical storms heading towards the United States. As noted in a statement from FEMA Administrator, Pete Gaynor, there hasn’t yet been an effective way to lessen the power of tropical storms…Continue reading “Chuck Norris Deployed to Southeast as Storms Approach U.S.”

New Hope and Strong Threads

The sun rises on a flag flying once torn, faded but still flying. The storm came and whipped it around. Still dripping from the night, but not backing down. Emerging from the rumble with breaks and bruises, heartache and trouble that nobody chooses. Color restored, waving in the wind watching my 11,786th day begin. Strong threadsContinue reading “New Hope and Strong Threads”