You tell everyone you watch Nascar to make fun of the fans, but you’re secretly upset that Jimmie Johnson’s pit stops were slower than the other drivers back in Daytona. The first thing that comes to your mind when someone says “snack” is “deer jerky.” When you get in your vehicle, you’re actually sitting tallerContinue reading “10 Signs You’re More Redneck Than You Think”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
The Bachelorette, Episode 6: The Heart is Forever Making the Head Its Fool
We’re all couch psychiatrists each Monday night at 8/7 Central and Ashley Hebert is our favorite client. Like a Sunday afternoon football game, women (and a few men) are sitting in their living rooms screaming at the television, offering advice on what the next play should be. Unfortunately for Ashley, she can’t hear us andContinue reading “The Bachelorette, Episode 6: The Heart is Forever Making the Head Its Fool”
She.
She. She. She. She turned his world upside down. Walking around Thinking about the best thing he ever found. His life the glass, her life the rock. Shattered faster than a plastic lock. To an ocean dock, She tied him up and began to heal more than the idea, it was his heart, his abilityContinue reading “She.”
The Bachelorette in Chiang Mai, Thailand
The lucky guys are still in Thailand trying to win Ashley’s love and devotion, this time, in Chiang Mai, Thailand. I liked how last week when Ashley announced they’d be going to Chiang Mai, Thailand all the guys cheered. Come on, no one besides Ames really knew where it was. But that’s where they foundContinue reading “The Bachelorette in Chiang Mai, Thailand”
Why your dog rolls around on dead animals
First, I have to throw in that she rolls around on dead snakes, also. Nasty, but fair. On any given neighborhood walk, my beagle Piper undoubtedly finds an animal that has recently passed away and because her sense of smell is better than mine, she finds it long before I do. Here’s what she does:Continue reading “Why your dog rolls around on dead animals”
Out of the Wilderness 