Society – Page 632 – Out of the Wilderness

Please Tell Me This Is Normal.

Do you ever have random songs pop into your head? I’m not talking about the one you just heard on the radio, or even the one you heard last week. Like a few minutes ago, I started singing “Forever” as performed by Uncle Jesse on Full House. Sure it’s a touching song and all that, butContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal.”

My Apologies to an American Idol Star, “I’m Sorry.”

I saw Danny Gokey (of American Idol fame) at the dog park the other day. I told a friend of mine, “Piper is a bit testy but Asia has no enemies!” Immediately after that Asia got into a squabble with a bigger dog. It was Danny Gokey’s. How embarrassing. For more stories about me and myContinue reading “My Apologies to an American Idol Star, “I’m Sorry.””

We’re Almost On A First Name Basis

I woke up this morning to the realization that my dogs have lived with me for almost 3 years, and they don’t even know my name. Think about it: I say, “Piper, come here. Asia, sit. Piper, it’s time to eat. Asia, where’s Piper?” They know their names and each other’s name quite well, but they would beContinue reading “We’re Almost On A First Name Basis”

Asking For Her Number

So I basically asked a girl for her number and she basically said no. I say basically because she actually never said no but she also never actually said her number. Basically, this sucks. But actually, maybe I’m better off because bringing it back to the basics, I asked a girl for her number, sheContinue reading “Asking For Her Number”

Call Me Maybe: Wilder Family Version

This is the 3rd year I’ve convinced my family to dance on video for the world to see. I told them only about 10 people will watch it, so that seemed to work. Check us out dancing to the ultra smash hit “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen! Enjoy and feel free to commentContinue reading “Call Me Maybe: Wilder Family Version”