“Well, it was nice to meet you, Greta,” Michael said. “Nice to meet you, too, Michael,” she responds. Michael takes a step towards her and opens his arms wide. Michael hasn’t touched a girl in a while. Unfortunately, Greta can see the desparation on his face. This does not sit well with Greta, and a hugContinue reading “The Side Hug”
Category Archives: Unanswered Questions
Then and Now and Later
Writing is something I started doing simply as a hobby. It was a way to document what was going on in my life (I have journals dating back to 1997 as a freshman at Florida State University). It’s also a good way to release some emotion, whether it be happy posts like Mustache Friday, orContinue reading “Then and Now and Later”
The Bachelor Brad Womack, Episode 4: You Better Accept the Damn Rose.
Bachelor Brad Womack episode 4. 01/24/2011. I defy you to tell me Michelle isn’t more likable after this episode. Just a leeeeeeetle more likable. It’s ok to admit it. I admitted it to myself and a couple of guys who, by request will remain nameless, watched the show with me. Strange? Perhaps. Embarrassing? Maybe. ButContinue reading “The Bachelor Brad Womack, Episode 4: You Better Accept the Damn Rose.”
The Art of Being Funny
“Women of New York… frost yourselves!” In the movie, “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days,” Matthew McConaughey’s character Benjamin Barry is pitching a slogan for a new advertising campaign when he yells this memorable message out a New York high rise window. The response is a guy on the street below yelling back,Continue reading “The Art of Being Funny”
The Bachelor Brad Womack, Episode 3: Brad Gets A Date With Emily and They Roast Marshmallows So Why Doesn’t Brad Just Propose Right Now To Emily and Run Away Together to the Happy Hills of Marriage Because She’s Awesome.
Episode 3 (01/17/2011) Ashley S. is cute. Shawntel is pretty darn cool. Madison is not a vampire. Who is Kimberly? Michelle’s the one we love to hate. Emily, ohhhh Emily, when Brad gives you the final rose a sigh will be heard across America. From all the men watching this show. The main characters thisContinue reading “The Bachelor Brad Womack, Episode 3: Brad Gets A Date With Emily and They Roast Marshmallows So Why Doesn’t Brad Just Propose Right Now To Emily and Run Away Together to the Happy Hills of Marriage Because She’s Awesome.”