beagle – Page 13 – Out of the Wilderness

A Beagle Birthday!

My beagle Piper turned 5 years old 3 days ago. Here’s to another 50 to the cutest beagle in the world!

There’s not much about you I don’t like, you’re the coolest gal around. Even when I lose you in the night, as you chase a rabbit your nose found. I know you’re needy, but that’s not bad. You could be greedy, or have issues with your dad. I know you’re not a gold-digger. You’re moreContinue reading “Since I Have You: A Poem”

Festive Dog Sweaters

Remember the days when your parents used to dress you? OK, I don’t either but as the parent of 2 dogs, I’ve taken it upon myself to put clothes on them whether they like it or not. “I’m your father,” I say when they give me those sad puppy eyes, literally. “You will put thisContinue reading “Festive Dog Sweaters”

Man’s Best Friends

It’s been a while since I posted anything about my adorable best friends Piper and Asia. But rest assured, they are still adorable and make me laugh every day. Today I started teaching Asia to speak which is obviously just a bark. Holding a treat in my hand I say “speak” then I bark. SheContinue reading “Man’s Best Friends”

Yo Homes, Smell Ya Later

She had no idea what was about to happen. Unfortunately, I had an idea. And boy, it’s an outside affair because it smelled like something out of a bad Judd Apatow movie. It was crude and I’d like to forget it.