Personalities: The Database

Extremely helpful a few years ago during tapings of “Who Wants To Be A Millionnaire?,” The Database would top the phone-a-friend list. Anything from car maintenance, to Presidential history, to the latest celebrity divorce, this person is a Captain of IMDb on steriods. If they had a slogan, it would be this: “The Database: They KnowContinue reading “Personalities: The Database”

Personalities: Captains of IMDb

The person that quotes well-known movie lines and some abstract quotes only other “Captains” would know. The description pretty much says it all. But first an explanation, IMDb stands for the Internet Movie Database. Any movie you can think of is listed there along with credits, gaffs, memorable quotes, and more. It really is aContinue reading “Personalities: Captains of IMDb”

Personalities: Indiana Jones of the South(west Airlines)

The friend that’s in town one weekend and out the next. This guy/girl is a bit mysterious, and is attractive to the opposite sex because of their adventurous nature and limited availability. I live in a city with a higher percentage of IJSs (Indiana Jones of the Souths) than most cities in America. Other citiesContinue reading “Personalities: Indiana Jones of the South(west Airlines)”

Personalities: Justin Texterlake

The cool guy that texts all the time. He’ll text you when he’s with other people, and text other people when he’s with you. “Justin Texterlake” is a flirt. Let’s just get that right out there in the open. If there’s a way to communicate with a girl, whether it be texting, Facebook chatting, orContinue reading “Personalities: Justin Texterlake”

Personalities: The Satellite

Whether you know it or not, and whether you like it or not, they’re always hovering around. Often mistaken for “The Weird Guy,” T-Sat’s well-known for social awkwardness, especially around the opposite sex. The major difference in these two, however, creates a gigantic chasm. Satellites rarely communicate for fear of rejection. This is quite theContinue reading “Personalities: The Satellite”