Ben Wilder

A Walk in the Park

I haven’t been to this dog park in ages, but the weather was just right so we hit the dusty leaf-covered trail! -Out of the Wilderness

Grown Son of President-Elect Seeks Adoption by Italian Restaurant

Orlando, FL — The grown son Joe Biden never talks about is seeking an unprecedented action due to his never being talked about by is father. “This is a case the likes of which we’ve never seen before,” said Orlando judge, Gregory Tullman Hess. He’s, of course, referring to the case of The Son JoeContinue reading “Grown Son of President-Elect Seeks Adoption by Italian Restaurant”

Just one shenanigan?

Everyone always says “shenanigans.” He’s up to shenanigans. She’s involved in political shenanigans. But has anyone ever done just one shenanigan? Like, who really has time for more than one, especially on a week night? If you’re involved in shenanigans, more power to you! You’re ambition is admirable. For me, if I can get aContinue reading “Just one shenanigan?”

Burden – a movie review without spoilers!

I watched this movie only a few days ago and it has stuck with me. It’s not that it’s full of all the things I like- comedy, drama, love, thrills. But Garrett Hedlund, who plays KKK member Mike Burden, did amazing work portraying a conflicted man. Mike was evil — racist and hateful — butContinue reading “Burden – a movie review without spoilers!”

Unlucky Fan Gets Seat Directly Behind Cardboard Cutouts

Tampa Bay, FL — Due to looser regulations on COVID-19, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have been allowing 15% capacity in their stadium, much to the delight of lifelong Bucs fan Jason Treger. “This year has been a tough one. I lost my job. I might have to sell my house. All I wanted was toContinue reading “Unlucky Fan Gets Seat Directly Behind Cardboard Cutouts”