Unanswered Questions – Page 5 – Out of the Wilderness

Asking For Her Number

So I basically asked a girl for her number and she basically said no. I say basically because she actually never said no but she also never actually said her number. Basically, this sucks. But actually, maybe I’m better off because bringing it back to the basics, I asked a girl for her number, sheContinue reading “Asking For Her Number”

Funny Signs, Suggestive Newspaper Articles and Grammar Mistakes in Everyday America

I’m so immature, but something about this is hilarious, right? So “are” there any “exceptions” to this rule”?” On second thought, I don’t want the cider. But thanks. The same sign as the cider, but on this side you can get shirts and der. Welcome jacuzzis! Make yourselves at home. Banner ad for the showContinue reading “Funny Signs, Suggestive Newspaper Articles and Grammar Mistakes in Everyday America”

Single White Male Seeks Single Female with Benefits

This is what the headline would say if my parents believed in arranged marriages and for the most part, I agree with it. I’m single. I’m white. I’m a male. I’m looking for a single female. Whether she has benefits or not, well, this is where the story begins. I was a bright-eyed college graduateContinue reading “Single White Male Seeks Single Female with Benefits”

The Bachelorette Update: Separate Ways for Ali and Roberto

News is out that Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez are going their separate ways. Ali and Roberto haven’t released any official statements and her Twitter (@AliFedotowsky) hasn’t mentioned anything yet either. For those of you hoping Chris Lambton might step in, get over it. He and Peyton Wright, a contestant on season 10 of TheContinue reading “The Bachelorette Update: Separate Ways for Ali and Roberto”

The Middlefinger Flu

Friendships are like a man on his death bed, it takes work to keep them alive. I came across this reality in 2011 when I heard of a friendship suffering from the middlefinger flu. You know what the middlefinger flu is: your attempts to maintain the relationship are met with a harshly careless attitude. So without theContinue reading “The Middlefinger Flu”