Listing an item for $1 on Facebook Marketplace

It’s a pet peeve I’ve had for awhile but it’s my current (least) favorite. I can’t even explain how much it ticks me the heck off when someone lists an item for $1 but the description has the actual asking price. Talk about bad etiquette! THOSE PEOPLE SHOULD GO TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT DOCK.

It just happened the other day that I messaged a guy about something he listed for $1. I had a little fun with him because he not only listed it for a buck, but he also included “or best offer.” What an idiot. I messaged him a few times and his responses got less and less enthused as we conversed. Eventually he told me to stop harassing him and I knew my job there was done.

What is it with these lunatics that think they’re doing something revolutionary? All they’re really doing is making themselves look slimy and dishonest. Am I overthinking this or should these people GO KICK ROCKS!?

-Out of the Wilderness

Swimming underwater

Sometimes I have dreams where I can swim underwater without coming up for air. In fact, usually when I have to answer that “What would your superpower be?” I answer with this feat. I guess I should make clear that I’m a human and as a human, I can’t swim under water for too long before I need to come up for a breath. It sucks! Fish are so lucky.

I’m not really sure why this is something I dream of doing (Literally. Not like someone dreams of going skydiving one day or visiting Italy.). It just seems like such an amazing ability that would change so much for me (Literally. Not like someone saying that in a metaphorical way). I would’ve done a lot better in my first sprint triathlon where I totally embarrassed myself during the swimming portion of the three-event race.

When I’m swimming, sometimes my mind goes to a tragic circumstance at a state park last year. There’s a state park in Florida that has springs connected to underground tunnels that go hundreds of yards to other bodies of water in the area. I guess it’s called cave diving or something like that. All I know is that in this particular case three divers went down into the tunnels and caves and only two came back up. This happened one of the days my family and I were camping so part of the park was closed off while they figured everything out and searched for the missing person. What terror did this guy experience, knowing his air was getting low, or knowing he was lost, panicking that he might not know which way was out, back tracking or not being able to see his friends further up the path? Whatever the cause, it’s such a frightening thing to imagine. I can think of a lot of other ways I’d like to meet my maker before drowning comes up on my list.

Gee wiz, didn’t mean to get all dark and morbid! But swimming underwater… back to that! How fun would that be? If you’re a fish and feel like describing it to the group(er) of humans reading this, won’t you comment below? Thank you and please accept a virtual fish-bump from me!

-Out of the Wilderness

Volkswagen Jitterbug Commercial – The Music, Star Wars, and More

HelloOoOoOoOo there and thanks for coming by to check out more from the Volkswagen commercial featuring a dad and his adorable daughter. They’re both actors, most likely, or in the case of the toddler, one of the crews daughters but still, they both do well selling the warmth of a father-daughter relationship. Take a look then scroll down for more info!

UPDATE: Volkswagen has another relatable commercial, check out Volkswagen Let’s Go!

The Music. The song is NOT called “Jitterbug” although that’s probably the part that gets stuck in our minds the most when we hear “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by Wham!, which includes George Michael, of course. Here’s the full track from 1984…

Volkswagen has an adorable commercial on their hands with this one, but the one I will always remember from VW shows another experience with a dad and his child. This time it’s a son, though. There’s just so much to love about this commercial! Featuring the music of Star Wars, check out VW’s best ad ever…

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-Out of the Wilderness

People are boycotting Florida… again!?

I gotta give major kudos to Democrat voters out there. It must be so hard to wake up every day with a new list of who to hate, who to support, what to complain about, and how to balance it all while blaming people besides their own political heroes. They are a lesson in fortitude.

The whole state of Florida is in the news (yet again) after the NAACP issued a travel warning for people of color and the entire gay/trans/bi-/non-/questioning/tri-/queer/quad-/spirit/up-down/down-up/left-handed community. Thank God we have the NAACP looking out for everyone, right? Hey, I’m left-handed, I can be part of that group, don’t judge me!

Allegedly, Florida governor Ron DeSantis (and Florida in general) hates everyone who isn’t a straight, white dude. If that’s you and your whiteness is showing… bless your heart, you’re the worst. Sad part is you probably don’t even know how terrible you are. I’m in that group but thank goodness I’m left-handed so I still get to have an opinion on things (unlike white guy Elliot Page). I’m not a Democrat, though. Otherwise, I would’ve awakened today completely perplexed about my existence in this country. On the one hand, I have white privilege. On the other hand, I hate white people. I love women but I don’t know what a woman is. I want to boycott Florida but I need to support Disney World. It’s just too much to handle! But I must comply. It’s my duty as a Democrat who loves democracy.

How do you think Disney took the news from the NAACP? First, conservatives decided to skip their Disney vacations (after Disney announced they’d pay for employees to travel to abortion-friendly states). Then the other half of the country (liberals) decide to boycott the entire state of Florida. This CAN’T be good for Disney.

Normal, every day Democrats are trying to walk the tightrope of boycotting Florida while still supporting certain businesses (Disney, for instance). Shopping in the Target trans section but not enjoying capitalism. Asking for equal pay for women without knowing what a woman is. Well, the reality is this: it’s not a rope they’re walking. It’s a leash. They have no idea they’re tied to one end and jerking them around like a lost puppy are the very people they adore.

I guess it’s comfortable to be fed every day. To be let out to potty a few times a day. To be told “good boy” and “good girl” and given a treat for behaving. To comply. But one day, I hope Democrats will wake up and realize their master has been playing tricks on them for decades. Until then, I wish them luck on all the new things they have to comply with today which will be different tomorrow and the very things they stand against now will probably be what they support next week.

Sounds exhausting.

-Out of the Wilderness

Nicholas Sparks “Dreamland” – Final Book Review

I’ve written already about starting to read this book (read here) and also who I think would be the best actor to play the lead role if this book becomes a movie (read here), and now… the final review…

I had to keep telling myself, “This isn’t real life. This isn’t real life. This isn’t real life!” But what I really mean is this isn’t MY life. I haven’t heard many stories where love happens like it does in Dreamland and I guess that’s OK because it’s a made-up story. I’ll just be totally honest and give you the full picture, part of my frustration with the book isn’t because of the way it portrays love, it’s from my own jealousy. What I’m about to say next is a spoiler so if you want to skip it, just go down to after the Simpsons GIF and I’ll pick up there with no more spoilers.

In the book, the couple who fall in love go their separate ways because they both had lives and stuff going on before they met on their vacations. This is in the last few chapters. Life carries on and the two begin to live life without each other. But to tie the story up with a rose-colored bow, the woman (who had moved to Nashville to embark on a singing career) does a surprise visit to the guy (who works on a farm in North Carolina). Earlier, he was the one to initiate the breakup but when she came back to see him after awhile apart, she declared them “back together” and that they’ll give the long-distance relationship the old college try, as they say. That irks me because in my life, any woman I’ve broken up with has never come back and refused to stay apart. Not once. Jealousy. Exhaustion. Disappointment. I know deep down I want a love like Colby and Morgan have. Somewhere along the way I went from a hopeless romantic to just hopeless. I am aware that in this country (and maybe the whole world), romantic love is an idol. OK, that’s the only pity party I’m writing about today!

What can I say? It’s Nicholas Sparks. He has a way of weaving a story together that kept me interested. The twist at the end will stick with me because I didn’t see it coming. But still, nothing will top The Notebook for me. With that said, “Dreamland” should become a movie and when it does, I’ll watch.

-Out of the Wilderness