Disenchanted is a Disney Disappointment!

My favorite thing about this movie was trying to come up with all the words that start with dis- ….like dismayed, disagree, dislike, displeased, and discard. As in, I’m going to discard this movie from my “recently watched” display so I’m not reminded of this dissatisfaction of dis movie!

Hello there, I’m Ben. Like you, I was looking forward to the follow-up story of a movie I loved, “Enchanted.” But what did Disney do? They ruined it! They made everyone we love in the story kind of unloveable. For instance, Pip the chipmunk. He was simply adorable when we last saw him starring alongside Giselle. But in this movie he gained a New York accent, yuck (no offense!). If that wasn’t disastrous enough, they turned him into a cat, and not even a cute one!

Then there’s Giselle. She was so happy, kind, and innocent in “Enchanted,” nothing to dislike. So why not turn her into a villain, right? She went from everyone’s favorite princess to the wicked witch in a matter of minutes. Plus, was I the only one a little disconcerted with the movie having a wicked witch AND an evil queen? Two villains don’t make sense in this type of Cinderella story.

The next lovable character was Robert (Giselle’s hubby). We know him as a strong, decisive, although a bit stubborn, confident man. But in this continuation of their story, he turns into bumbling, goofy, goofball. He can’t use a sword and is conveyed as a soft, beta male. This is disjointed with the Robert we saw in “Enchanted.”


So take away the chipmunk, the humor, and the charm of the original “Enchanted” and what do you have? Yep, “Disenchanted.” I fell asleep more than once trying to finish the movie. It’s not that I went into expecting to dislike it, as was the case when I tried watching “Hamilton.” WIth that live version of the stage play, I made it to intermission and if I never watch the rest, I’m perfectly OK with that. I’ll say this, the music (in “Hamilton”) is fantastic. But I spent more than half the time not knowing exactly what was going on because I caught only about every 5th word in the rap songs. And I’ll say this, too… the music (in “Enchanted”) doesn’t have one song I’ll remember. And that is VERY different than the first one. It even includes one of my favorite songs of all time from Jon McLaughlin.


Some reviews point out something I completely agree with… the magic just isn’t there. Trying to recapture the magic of a successful first film has got to be very difficult. It’s the reason nearly everyone will poo-poo sequels in almost every movie franchise. I think for Disney, though, they could’ve pretty much stuck with the formula that worked for them in “Enchanted.” And by that, I mean don’t change Pip into a unlikeable and unfunny cat. That seems like a no-brainer. And meow it’s time for my final thoughts…


I wish (with the magical wishing wand, perhaps?) that I could go back to before I watched “Disenchanted” and NOT watch it. The movie was that disappointing. If you’ve seen it, let me know if I’m overthinking it or missing something. Share your dispute in the comments below!

Thanks for dropping in…

-Out of the Wilderness

The Final Dates of 2022

We’re three quarters through November so with about 6 weeks left of 2022, I *think* I’ve wrapped up my final dates of 2022. It was kind of crazy that I had a date after just a couple of months of being in Florida. In 2022 dates were few and far between but in the fall I had more success. One woman was very unexpected. We both made ourselves available so that led to a few fun hiking adventures and lots of talking. That one fizzled because I’m picky (too picky sometime), then another date was pretty fun at the fair in town. We only went on two rides and I’m 100% embarrassed to say the flying swing ride thing made me feel nauseous. After that we went on the ferris wheel which was much more my speed, although we only went around twice. Tens of dollars later we went our separate ways and haven’t met up since then.

We weren’t a long-term match. But I could go back and see those farm animals weekly! The goats, cows, and sheep were so cute.

Part of why I didn’t date very consistently is because I was traveling quite a bit. The first half of the year was mostly Florida then in the summer I went out to Texas which was amazing. But it’s hard to connect with anyone, much less an attractive woman, when I’m only in one place for a few days.

I still need to think about what my goals and aspirations will be for 2023, but I have a strong feeling it will include more camping adventures and hopefully some meaningful dates!

Thanks for dropping in…

-Out of the Wilderness

Holiday Gifts – My Children’s Books!

With all the holiday commercials on TV, I almost totally forgot that I have my own ads to throw into the mix! They might not make you cry tears of joy like this Publix Thanksgiving commercial or the Christmas commercial from Amazon, but if you have little ones that love to smile and love great stories about cute animals, either of these children’s books will be a huge hit this Christmas!


I absolutely love the artwork in both of these books. The illustrators I worked with created such adorable animals, from giraffes to hound dogs. Take a chance on either of these books by adding them to your Amazon cart with the following links. PS. They’re available through other bookstores as well, if Amazon isn’t your thing!

Big and Small, God Made Them All

The Brave Bamboo


What is your favorite wildlife animal? Do you have a story of bravery to share in the comments below? I can’t wait to hear it!

Thanks for dropping in…

-Out of the Wilderness

Top 20 Cornhole Team Names

If you were putting together a team of super talented (in other words, barely above average) cornhole players, and you wanted to have a fun or clever team name, which would you choose as your favorite from the list below? I might be part of a just-for-fun tournament so my cornhole partner and I are coming up with team names for our quest to the championship!


CORNHOLE TEAM NAMES

Children of the Corn

Bag Boys, Bag Boys, What You Gonna Do?

Bag ‘Em and Tag ‘Em

Shuckin’ Awesome

It Has the Juice

The Corn Identity

Bags of Righteousness

Corn Chowder

Corn Bros

Two Guys and a Baggy

Me So Corny

Corn Stalkers

The Next AirCorn Illness

Outscorn The Competition

He Shoots, He Scorns

The Cornona Viruses

Foghorn Legcorn

Miyagi Know Corn Hole

The Chronicles of Cornia

When Bags Cry


If you have a favorite or want to chime in with your own ideas, comment below. Thanks for dropping in!

-Out of the Wilderness

The Apple AirPods Puff Commercial – The Dancers, the Music, and More!

Apple’s Christmas commercial in 2021 was so good. The mini movie called “Saving Simon” ended with a laugh, which was a nice touch for such an emotional ad. If you missed it, take a stroll back to 2021 and check out that commercial. Apple’s gone in a whole new direction in 2022 with their ad for AirPods Pro. It shares only about one thing in common with last year’s ad, it will have you feeling things! Take a look then scroll down for more info…

The Dancers. Huffing and puffing around Argentina for the commercial shoot is male dancer Vinson Fraley. He attended NYU and currently lives in New York, although he was born in North Carolina and spent most of his childhood in Atlanta. You can find more photos and videos on his Instagram page @heyvinson. Sharing in the puffy snow explosions is female dancer Gal Zusmanovich. She studied dance at Maslool school of contemporary dance in Tel Aviv, Israel. Be sure to check out photos and videos of her dancing skills by following her on Instagram @gzelontheplan.


The Music. The soundtrack to this chilly commercial is “PUFF” by Bhavi & Bizarrap. You can listen to the full track below. After watching the music video, it’s easy to connect the song with the Apple commercial. Stuff disappears in both, and right on beat. If you want your money to disappear, scroll down for a link to the AirPod Pros on Amazon.


What do you think about the commercial? Does it make you want to get AirPods, or better yet put them on your Christmas list? If so, check them out on Amazon here! Thanks for dropping in…

-Out of the Wilderness