PENSACOLA, FL — In an unprecedented move, FEMA has authorized the use of Chuck Norris in an effort to neutralize the double dose of tropical storms heading towards the United States. As noted in a statement from FEMA Administrator, Pete Gaynor, there hasn’t yet been an effective way to lessen the power of tropical storms…Continue reading “Chuck Norris Deployed to Southeast as Storms Approach U.S.”
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Vegan protesters support police who use organic pepper spray
San Francisco, CA — Another afternoon of civil unrest in San Francisco was met with clashes between police and protesters, and in one case, an officer of the law and a lover of the vegetables. Among the demonstrators was a distinct crowd of vegans holding organically made protest signs, wearing recycled masks made from otherContinue reading “Vegan protesters support police who use organic pepper spray”
Man forgoes standard home security for “coronavirus” method instead
Sikeston, MO — A Sikeston man was questioned over the phone about a sign seen on his door in the last week or so, after reports from neighbors questioned it’s authenticity. Concerns grew from the homemade warning to which the man, who’s name we will not include for sake of privacy, responded, “If anyone wantsContinue reading “Man forgoes standard home security for “coronavirus” method instead”
Adult remembers the first time he lifted his hands in worship
By definition, Pentecostal means a Christian who’s faith is evidenced by speaking in tongues, healing, and even exorcism. If you ask the Baptists, it would include raising your hands, too. And Baptists don’t want to be Pentecostal. Steven Turner, son of Pastor Turner and his wife Janine, was raised Baptist from the time he wasContinue reading “Adult remembers the first time he lifted his hands in worship”
Football coach flips the script on offensive creativity
Indianapolis, IN — It was about two decades ago when Kansas State made a splash in college football introducing the wildcat offense. It was highly effective, so much so that many other football teams including those on the professional level all the way down to peewee ball* incorporated it into their playbook. In this variationContinue reading “Football coach flips the script on offensive creativity”
Out of the Wilderness 