Brock Horner, Villains, and Songs About Boats

Brock Horner, the best boat villain since that pirate in Captain Phillips, probably wakes up and says to himself, “I’m the captain now.” But something tells me that before grouper season ends he’s gonna be someone’s coxswain in prison if you know what I mean, bro. Ok that doesn’t make sense but how can IContinue reading “Brock Horner, Villains, and Songs About Boats”

How many photos are saved on your phone?

I’m getting a new phone soon! That’s good news, right? It’s always fun to get a new piece of tech. The deal I got includes trading in my old phone, an LG Stylo 6. Also, side note, did you know LG isn’t making phones anymore? I was informed of this when I went in toContinue reading “How many photos are saved on your phone?”

How to help a fish with barotrauma – deep sea fishing

If you’ve ever been deep sea fishing, you know that sometimes you reel up a fish that has suffering from barotrauma. This is when they come up too fast and the change in pressure causes their stomach (or other fishy parts) to become bloated. To avoid this, you can bring the fish up slowly. ThisContinue reading “How to help a fish with barotrauma – deep sea fishing”

We needed a bigger boat – catching a shark in the Gulf of Mexico

I didn’t expect to catch something so big– wait, this is fishing– I didn’t expect to catch anything! But there we were rocking back and forth 40 miles from the closest safe place. Yes, in my world, land is safe and ocean is scary. It’s where where people get their limbs bit off by sharksContinue reading “We needed a bigger boat – catching a shark in the Gulf of Mexico”

My very own epic fails, part 1

I had an epic fail yesterday so as I laughed at the mistake I made, I thought about other times in my life where I’ve had major goof-ups. A few solid ones came to mind, and a few that I was hoping I’d forget about. The first I’ll share with you takes place in aContinue reading “My very own epic fails, part 1”