Coming as a surprise to no one (except maybe Joe Biden?), Joe Biden is running for re-election as the first self-proclaimed trans president of the United States. Of course, by “trans,” I’m referring to a comment Biden made in 2020 where he claimed to be a “transitional president,” and everyone knows “running” is a wordContinue reading “Joe Biden is Trans and Wants a Presidential Rerun?”
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Could a Black Trans-Woman Become President?
Today’s post is somewhat of a part 2 to yesterday’s writing but, like a handful of movie sequels, this one can stand on its own, too. I’ll say this though, the two posts are similar, especially considering the theories surrounding a former First Lady. So if you want to, check out Is Michelle Obama aContinue reading “Could a Black Trans-Woman Become President?”
The Best Woke Pick Up Lines
Here are a few pick-up lines to help guys find a modern woman to date. Also check out the best MAGA pick-up lines here. 10. If I identify as a fireplace, will you come sit next to me? 9. Hey you. My pronouns are “yours” and “forever.” 8. What would you think if I toldContinue reading “The Best Woke Pick Up Lines”
Joe Biden falls off a bike and has me asking, “Is this real life?”
While Donald Trump and Joe Biden were competing for our votes in the 2020 election, I wrote quite a bit about the pair. Mostly I wrote about Joe Biden, because I generally and genuinely couldn’t understand 1. why he was running (from his perspective) and 2. why anyone would even entertain the notion of votingContinue reading “Joe Biden falls off a bike and has me asking, “Is this real life?””
Tom Hanks to Play Gay Republican Stuck at White House in ‘Terminal 2’
Washington, D.C. — In Terminal (2004), Tom Hanks starred as Viktor Navorski, an international traveller stuck in the JFK Airport terminal after arriving from his politically unstable, war-torn country of Krakozhia. Unforeseen circumstances cause Viktor to be detained at the airport for 9 months, which is short if you’ve ever tried to fly American Airlines.Continue reading “Tom Hanks to Play Gay Republican Stuck at White House in ‘Terminal 2’”
Out of the Wilderness 