New York, NY — Progressive liberals have run out of things to cancel so they have turned their aim towards late night comedy. A grassroots effort is picking up steam in an attempt to force NBC to drop The Tonight Show starring the beloved Jimmy Fallon. Granted, they aren’t asking to cancel the show. InContinue reading “To Appease Progressive Liberals, NBC Drops “Tonight Show””
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Masks for Your Masks to Help Slow the Spread of Happiness
Atlanta, GA — The Center for Disease Control conducted a COVID-19 study earlier this month, the results of which have become the foundation of a list of new guidelines published today. One of the recommendations is garnering praise from politicians and government officials who feel as if Americans do not have enough rules to followContinue reading “Masks for Your Masks to Help Slow the Spread of Happiness”
Nominee For Vice President Encourages All Supporters To Buy Identical Converse Sneakers
Oakland, CA — While the Democrat nominee for President has been having small gatherings with cardboard cutouts, the nominee for Vice President made a splash on social media, campaigning across the country in a sporty pair of black and white Converse All Stars. Commonly known as Chuck Taylors, or Chucks, the shoes worn by theContinue reading “Nominee For Vice President Encourages All Supporters To Buy Identical Converse Sneakers”
Geek Squad to Offer Discrete Service on Computers with Incriminating Emails on Them
Richfield, MN — Geek Squad, a subsidiary of Best Buy, has raised the bar on computer repair service confidentiality. Targeted towards cheating spouses, disgruntled employees, and former Presidential nominees, the tech company recently unveiled a new high-profile privacy service in cases where data or equipment containing sensitive material might compromise the integrity of a relationship,Continue reading “Geek Squad to Offer Discrete Service on Computers with Incriminating Emails on Them”
During apocalyptic year, hindsight distancing itself from 2020
Savannah, GA — From COVID-19, wild fires, murder hornets, to a Sahara dust cloud, and celebrity deaths, 2020 has been a year no one will ever forget. Looking back, many people have offered up their ideas on how we could have handled these apocalyptic-level events, well-illustrating the phrase, “Hindsight is 20/20.” Though having 20/20 eyesightContinue reading “During apocalyptic year, hindsight distancing itself from 2020”
Out of the Wilderness 