Pardon my “potty” mouth but for the life of me, I can’t figure out why one-ply toilet paper is a thing. The only benefits are that it’s thinner (for plumbing issues) and it’s cheaper. I guess, with the economy going in “the toilet,” we gotta pinch pennies wherever we can. I haven’t done the mathContinue reading “What’s the point of one-ply toilet paper?”
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Spray Now or Forever Hold Your Pee
I’ve been hearing chatter about an upcoming toilet paper shortage. I thought these days were past us, people! Good thing today’s post will wipe the slate clean by flushing your fears and giving you a fresh feeling of happiness. I’m declaring from the porcelain throne that now is the time to take the plunge, makeContinue reading “Spray Now or Forever Hold Your Pee”
When the “roll” is called up yonder
When the rollllll is called up yonder, I’ll be fine. Folks, I was half of a toilet paper roll away from having a new normal when I use the restroom. I was even regretting that I didn’t take the opportunity to steal from my sister! STEALING TOILET PAPER!!! Each time I went to any storeContinue reading “When the “roll” is called up yonder”
Every day that goes by…
…I wish I would’ve stolen the toilet paper my sister had sitting on the hood of her car for days. It’s like she was taunting anyone who was running low. Like… “Try me. Come and get it, punks! I dare you.” I may just have to start wiping with dollar bills, quarters would hurt. -OutContinue reading “Every day that goes by…”
I leave the toilet seat up, and she hates it
I thought today was a good day to come clean about my stereotypical male behavior. After I use the restroom, I do not, I repeat… I DO NOT put the toilet set down when I leave. Does that make me a horrible person? So sue me! But I’ve learned the hard way that this socialContinue reading “I leave the toilet seat up, and she hates it”
Out of the Wilderness 