Society – Page 621 – Out of the Wilderness

Three of My Favorite Things

Back to Square One

What is it about square one that keeps bringing me back? I’m there so often I should be paying rent. The moral of this story: dance. Make the best of it because chances are you’ll move on soon enough. Oh, and also, leave the disco lights on because someone else is bound to be thereContinue reading “Back to Square One”

So you’re thinking about dating an ex… again

I saw you with your Kia and I know you really loved that car. It was a good car. It got you from point A to point B. But over time, it started costing you money and time. It took so much work just to keep it running. And as much as you put into it, allContinue reading “So you’re thinking about dating an ex… again”

Ten More Signs You’re Ready for a Beach Vacation

Your spray on tan looks more like an orange juice stain. For the third day in a row, you arrive at work with no shirt because that’s what Matthew McConaughey would do. You read articles about the tanorexic moms with envy. You wrote an email to the folks at Groupon asking for 90% off anContinue reading “Ten More Signs You’re Ready for a Beach Vacation”

Mother’s Day 2012

No mothers live in my house. Just me and my two girls. They won’t ever know how it feels to be a mom, and neither will I. So we can agree that Mother’s Day will never be special for us. We may turn on Hitch and just let the rainy day pass like any other.Continue reading “Mother’s Day 2012”