I thought wearing a fanny pack and watching the Bachelor were enough to prove how uncool I am but today I was reminded again. At a red light I got beat off the line by a Toyota Echo. Toyota doesn’t even make the Echo anymore do they? By the time I was up to highway speed,Continue reading “The Day a Toyota Echo Beat Me in a Drag Race”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
For Sale By Doner
Cleaning up the house today I found some things of yours. If you want them back make your way to the following stores. The bracelet you left, with the gold clasps It’s at Cheap Treasures, on the discount rack. The cute little shoes that took 4 hours to find? Won’t take you that long this time around.Continue reading “For Sale By Doner”
Four Days of Vacation: A Thanksgiving Story
I drove down to Florida Wednesday afternoon to spend Thanksgiving with my family. I’ve realized over the past few years that usually my “vacations” are always fun, but more exhausting than my “real life.” This trip was no exception. Here’s my family. At first I was worried about traffic because the day before Thanksgiving isContinue reading “Four Days of Vacation: A Thanksgiving Story”
The Bachelorette Update: Separate Ways for Ali and Roberto
News is out that Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez are going their separate ways. Ali and Roberto haven’t released any official statements and her Twitter (@AliFedotowsky) hasn’t mentioned anything yet either. For those of you hoping Chris Lambton might step in, get over it. He and Peyton Wright, a contestant on season 10 of TheContinue reading “The Bachelorette Update: Separate Ways for Ali and Roberto”
Late Night Cable (Goodbye)
He said goodbye without saying it exactly. But that’s definitely what she heard. It was all in the way he acted. Blaming as if the fault was hers. Having control must be such a high. That’s all she can figure. So instead of trying last night she wrote on one of her favorite pictures. SheContinue reading “Late Night Cable (Goodbye)”
Out of the Wilderness 