If My Day Were A Song

A few weeks ago, I was having one of those mornings where just about everything that could domino effect in the wrong direction, did. The day started off quite normal: wake up, let the dog out, prepare breakfast, let the dog in, feed the dog, eat breakfast. It was a day much like many othersContinue reading “If My Day Were A Song”

Pet Peeves 2

A few more of my current pet peeves. 8. Olive Garden commercials. 9. Songs about songs (exceptions: Listen to the Music/Doobie Brothers, Party in the USA/Miley Cyrus). In the example below, Kid Rock is basically telling us not to listen to his song, but listen to “Sweet Home Alabama” or other rock and roll music. 10.Continue reading “Pet Peeves 2”

Pet Peeves

A few of my current pet peeves. 1. Long receipts. So much information that I’ll never read. Check out your neighborhood Wal-Mart and you may notice the same thing I noticed. I recently went there to buy dog food when PetSmart was closed. I bought one thing, dog food. My receipt was 11.75 inches long!Continue reading “Pet Peeves”

If You’re A Broke Alcoholic

“Money will make you more of who you are. If you’re a broke alcoholic, you’ll be a rich alcoholic. I had a $15,000 bed but couldn’t get any sleep. I had 10 cars but wasn’t going anywhere.” To have a list of “favorite quotes” is fairly common. If you need proof, sign up for anyContinue reading “If You’re A Broke Alcoholic”

The Dos And Don’ts of Online Dating: The Date

The purpose of online dating is to take the conversation off the computer and into a face-to-face encounter. Soon the website won’t be needed and it’ll be up to you to keep the relationship afloat. It may be going well and everything seems hunkle-dunkle till you’re at an art exhibit with your date and youContinue reading “The Dos And Don’ts of Online Dating: The Date”