Merry Christmas from Out of the Wilderness!

Too bad they didn’t have cameras thousands of years ago. I would love to see footage from a GoPro mounted to one of the wisemen’s camels! Or Joseph wearing a chesty as he marvels at the newborn baby. Instagram would’ve completely shut down, along with Twitter, for that matter. #innkeeperfail Hope you have a superContinue reading “Merry Christmas from Out of the Wilderness!”

Top Ten Signs You’re Single This Christmas

10. When you get to your company Christmas party, you hear someone announce, “The fruitcake has arrived!” but you brought cookies. 9. Your most recent Facebook status: “my chesnuts havent roasted on an open fire in months. lol” 8. You haven’t shaved your legs since October because, “Hey, it’s winter, I’ll just wear jeans.” 7.Continue reading “Top Ten Signs You’re Single This Christmas”

Christmas Vacation

I thought I could make it well into my 2-week Christmas vacation before cabin fever set in, but yesterday I had to get out of the house and today… is day 2. Yesterday I went out for a few more Christmas gifts. Asking the CVS/Pharmacy cashier, “Hi, where are the Chia Pets?” was both aContinue reading “Christmas Vacation”

10 Signs He’s Into You

He uses his phone to call you, not just text. Remember the good ol’ days when you sat by the phone and waited, then the excitement when the phone rang? Not only is calling a sign of a confident man who likes you, it’s also classy. He answers the phone when you call. He’s not playing games withContinue reading “10 Signs He’s Into You”