Hawaiian shirt Friday is preceded by Hawaiian shirt Monday through Thursday. You take naps in a hammock. In your neighbor’s yard. When you hold a piece of paper, you can’t tell where your hand ends and the paper begins. Yes, you’re that pale. It’s still colder outside your house than inside your refrigerator. You referContinue reading “10 signs you’re ready for a beach vacay”
Category Archives: Seasons
Top Ten Signs You’re Single This Christmas
10. When you get to your company Christmas party, you hear someone announce, “The fruitcake has arrived!” but you brought cookies. 9. Your most recent Facebook status: “my chesnuts havent roasted on an open fire in months. lol” 8. You haven’t shaved your legs since October because, “Hey, it’s winter, I’ll just wear jeans.” 7.Continue reading “Top Ten Signs You’re Single This Christmas”
The Middlefinger Flu
Friendships are like a man on his death bed, it takes work to keep them alive. I came across this reality in 2011 when I heard of a friendship suffering from the middlefinger flu. You know what the middlefinger flu is: your attempts to maintain the relationship are met with a harshly careless attitude. So without theContinue reading “The Middlefinger Flu”
He Who Does Not Know
You think you’ve missed out. Looking back as if you made the grandest of mistakes when you were sure without a doubt that what you needed was a break. A good chance for love, perhaps the only one you’ve got. You were sure it wasn’t enough, the diamond you called a rock. What you’ve learnedContinue reading “He Who Does Not Know”
Hummingbirds, Dancing, and Game Shows
This summer has blown by faster than a hummingbird’s eyelid. Actually, that kind of sounds like the name of a race horse… “…coming around the outside and moving into 1st place ahead of ‘My Other Mustang Is A Car,’ it’s ‘Hummingbird’s Eyelid.’ I tell you what, folks, ‘Hummingbird’s Eyelid’ is as fast as a TennesseeContinue reading “Hummingbirds, Dancing, and Game Shows”
Out of the Wilderness 